Filthy hippy
| Filthy hippy | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 52 |
| Locations | The Hippy Camp |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 39 |
| Defense | 35 |
| No-Hit | 49 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Quest | Spanish fly |
| Bounty | greasy dreadlock |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a filthy hippyThis is a filthy hippy. It's dirtier than a dirty hippy, but no less redundant. This is what happens when you rub pine needles under your arms instead of using deodorant.
Hit Message(s):
He flashes the peace symbol at you, then uses those two fingers to poke you in the <head>. Eek! Oof! (stench damage)
He lights a stick of incense and engulfs you in thick clouds of foul-smelling smoke. Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)
He trips over the lacings on his moccasins and crashes into you, knocking you into the ground. Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)
He gives you a big ol' stinky hug. You black out for a few seconds. Ouch! Argh! (stench damage)
He pulls out a guitar and plays a six minute long rendition of a two minute long song. About minute three, you fall asleep and hit your head on a rock. Ooh! Ow! Ow!
He flashes the peace symbol at you, and you flash the same thing back, minus a finger.
He lights a stick of incense, but it turns out to be the one magic incense stick that doesn't stink of rank hippy ass.
He starts to attack you, but gets distracted by a nearby hacky-sack.
He tries to give you a hug, but you tell him, "drugs, not hugs."
He explains to you at length why hippie herbs are a perfectly good and legal way to manage just about any illness. Boring, but not painful. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: decorative fountain (30.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (2.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (2.0% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: patchouli incense stick (30.4% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: tambourine bells (15.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: reodorant (4.8% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: double-barreled sling (5% chance)* |
- With a Spanish fly trap equipped.
 | You acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)* |
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
 | You acquire an item: greasy dreadlock (100% chance)* |
| You gain 8 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.
