|Locations||The Hippy Camp|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This is a filthy hippy. It's dirtier than a dirty hippy, but no less redundant. This is what happens when you rub pine needles under your arms instead of using deodorant.
He lights a stick of incense and engulfs you in thick clouds of foul-smelling smoke. Ouch! Argh! (stench damage)
He trips over the lacings on his moccasins and crashes into you, knocking you into the ground. Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)
He gives you a big ol' stinky hug. You black out for a few seconds. Ouch! Argh! (stench damage)
He pulls out a guitar and plays a six minute long rendition of a two minute long song. About minute three, you fall asleep and hit your head on a rock. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
He flashes the peace symbol at you, and you flash the same thing back, minus a finger.
He lights a stick of incense, but it turns out to be the one magic incense stick that doesn't stink of rank hippy ass.
He starts to attack you, but gets distracted by a nearby hacky-sack.
He tries to give you a hug, but you tell him, "drugs, not hugs."
He explains to you at length why hippie herbs are a perfectly good and legal way to manage just about any illness. Boring, but not painful. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: decorative fountain (30.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (2.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (2.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: patchouli incense stick (30.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: tambourine bells (15.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: reodorant (4.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: double-barreled sling (5% chance)*|
- With a Spanish fly trap equipped.
|You acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*|
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
|You acquire an item: greasy dreadlock (100% chance)*|
|You gain 8 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.