Filthy hippy

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Filthy hippy
Monster ID 52
Locations The Hippy Camp
Hit Points 30
Attack 39
Defense 35
No-Hit 49
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
decorative fountain, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells
Quest Spanish fly
Bounty greasy dreadlock
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
filthy hippy You're fighting a filthy hippy

This is a filthy hippy. It's dirtier than a dirty hippy, but no less redundant. This is what happens when you rub pine needles under your arms instead of using deodorant.

Hit Message(s):

He flashes the peace symbol at you, then uses those two fingers to poke you in the <throat>. Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)

He lights a stick of incense and engulfs you in thick clouds of foul-smelling smoke. Ouch! Argh! (stench damage)

He trips over the lacings on his moccasins and crashes into you, knocking you into the ground. Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)

He gives you a big ol' stinky hug. You black out for a few seconds. Ouch! Argh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a guitar and plays a six minute long rendition of a two minute long song. About minute three, you fall asleep and hit your head on a rock. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He flashes the peace symbol at you, and you flash the same thing back, minus a finger.

He lights a stick of incense, but it turns out to be the one magic incense stick that doesn't stink of rank hippy ass.

He starts to attack you, but gets distracted by a nearby hacky-sack.

He tries to give you a hug, but you tell him, "drugs, not hugs."

Fumble Message:

He explains to you at length why hippie herbs are a perfectly good and legal way to manage just about any illness. Boring, but not painful. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Fountain.gifYou acquire an item: decorative fountain (30.1% chance)*
Cords.gifYou acquire an item: filthy corduroys (2.1% chance)*
Dreadsack.gifYou acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (2.0% chance)*
Incense.gifYou acquire an item: patchouli incense stick (30.4% chance)*
Tbells.gifYou acquire an item: tambourine bells (15.1% chance)*
Spraycan.gifYou acquire an item: reodorant (4.8% chance)*
Bra.gifYou acquire an item: double-barreled sling (5% chance)*
Spanishfly.gifYou acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*
Dreadlock.gifYou acquire an item: greasy dreadlock (100% chance)*
You gain 8 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hippy Camp.