Figurine of a wretched-looking seal

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figurine of a wretched-looking seal
figurine of a wretched-looking seal

This is a little clay figurine of a pathetic-looking seal. It's all... malformed and droopy.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 75 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Only Seal Clubbers may use this item.

(In-game plural: figurines of wretched-looking seals)
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Item number: 3902
Description ID: 239121823
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Obtained From

Tavern Cellar
Those Who Came Before You
The Smacketeria (150 Meat)

When Used

  • If you've already summoned the maximum number of seals today:
You've summoned too many Infernal seals today. Any more and you're afraid the corruption will be too much for you to bear. Had you been summoning Infernal bears, the corruption would be too much for you to seal.
In order to perform this summoning ritual, you need 1 seal-blubber candle. You can pick them up at the store in the Brotherhood of the Smackdown.
You place the figurine at your feet, and position a seal-blubber candle on the ground in front of it. Cold and shadow gather around you, and time seems to slow to a crawl. Echoes of your Northern ancestry rise up from the depths of your consciousness, whispering words in the forgotten tongue of your forefathers.

You feel your clubbing muscles begin to twitch with anticipation...

Begin the Ritual
Spawn of Wally This monster is a Horror -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: tainted seal's blood
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 15
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: All damage not caused by a club is reduced to 1.


  • Doesn't cost an adventure to use, can be used while falling-down drunk.

See Also


TOP 10 figurine of a wretched-looking seal collections
1. Pastahead - 1519 | 2. midnightwreck - 1250 | 3. Artie Effham - 1056 | 4. Nikademus - 270 | 5. Retro_Thrusters - 150
6. Mistress of the Obvious - 130 | 7. Jef - 100 | 8. caducus - 100 | 9. ZedINGale1 - 100 | 10. Farflier - 91
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings