|Locations||The Pond, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, tail, torso, wing|
This is one of the ducks that got driven from the barn into the frigid waters of McMillicancuddy's pond. It decided to make the best of a bad situation, though (just like Mom always said -- when life gives you ice, make ice water,) and has somehow fashioned a pair of ice skates.
It snaps you with its icy bill. That said bill contains no teeth is cold comfort indeed. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It does a quadruple salchow, which ends with a frigid ice skate to your brainpan. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It does a triple-axel, foley, and sprays you with a blinding sheet of ice as it lands.. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It does a double Lutz, lands on your back, and propels you through the thin ice into the ice-cold water. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It does a beautifully-executed series of jumps, spins, and pirouettes, then pulls you in to do a couple of pas de ducks. It spins you around until you fall flat on the cold, cold ice. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It tries to do a double Lutz, but fails to stick the landing and slides across the ice.
It tries to do a triple-axel, but breaks down after a bad score from the Russian judge.
It does a quadruple salchow, then bows and waits for applause.
It starts to do a series of pirouettes, spinning over and over again, getting closer to you with each rotation. Before it can get to you, though, it drills a hole through the ice and falls in.
It tries to snap you with its icy bill, but the bill is too small to hurt you. It should have charged more. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 120-180 Meat (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)*|
|You acquire an item: frozen feather (8.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: duct tape (4.8% chance)*|
|You gain 44-45 <substat>.|
- Axel, Lutz, and Salchow are all figure skating jumps. They are named after Axel Paulson, Alois Lutz, and Ulrich Salchow, respectively.
- The Russian judge giving a bad score refers to figure skating judges being known by their country affiliation under the 6.0 judging system. Conspiracy theories about scoring often revolved around the country of origin of a judge.
- Axel Foley is the main character that Eddie Murphy starred as in the Beverly Hills Cop movie series.
- "when life gives you ice, make ice water" is a reference to the proverb "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."