Fiery mushroom guy
|Fiery mushroom guy|
|Locations||The Fungal Nethers (as a Sauceror)|
Mushrooms are not known for being spicy. This one looks pretty spicy; in fact, it's literally on fire.
Frankly, it looks pretty salty as well.
It trips you and jumps up and down on your <calf>. Ooh! Argh!
It headbutts you, incidentally setting your hair on fire. Argh! Ooh!
It kicks you in the <arse>. It hurts, but at least its feet aren't on fire. Eek! Ow!
The mushroom grabs you in a great big fiery hug. Without arms, somehow, I dunno. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Eek!
It tries to trip you so it can jump up and down on your <groin>, but you fail to be tripped. It jumps up and down anyway.
It tries to headbutt you, but what with the flames you can see it coming from a mile away.
It tries to kick you in the <knee>, but that's too high up for its stumpy little legs.
The mushroom looks around puzzledly, presumably wondering why it's always so danged hot in here. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: hot spore pod (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: flaming mushroom (% chance)*|
Occurs at The Fungal Nethers (as a Sauceror).