Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots

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Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots

This is a book which illustrates the principles of the ancient art of Feng Shui using very short, very simple sentences.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 33 Meat.

(In-game plural: copies of Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots)
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Item number: 210
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The Hippy Camp
dirty hippy

When Used

This book says that in order to create an atmosphere of good Feng Shui, you need some windchimes and a decorative fountain. What a bunch of hippy crap.
You set up your windchimes and your decorative fountain in your dwelling. You can feel the Feng Shui goodness almost immediately.
Creates Really good Feng Shui inside your dwelling, and you lose windchimes, decorative fountain and Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots.
You don't have a dwelling. It's difficult to improve the feng shui of the ground.
Your dwelling already has good Feng Shui.


Slash.gif decorative fountain | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | windchimes


  • "for Big Dumb Idiots" is a reference to the popular "...For Dummies" reference book series.
  • It's also a reference to "The Complete Idiot's Guide to..." reference book series.
  • Feng Shui, literally translated, is "wind" and "water". Hence the chimes and fountain.


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