Fat stacks of cash
From TheKolWiki
These are some fat stacks of cash. Too bad you can't spend cash in the Kingdom of Loathing. (In-game plural: fat stacks of fat stacks of cash) |
Obtained From
When Used
- Against the penguins at the Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory:
![]() | ||||||
You hold out your fat stacks of cash to the penguin. He looks around to make sure nobody is watching.
"Yeah, I suppose the boss wouldn't notice if just one of these crates went missing..." he says. "One of what crates?" you reply. "Exactly." says the penguin, as he waddles off.
|
- Against a Copperhead Club bartender, if you are in a clan with A Speakeasy:
- Against Group monsters:
![]() |
You wave the fat stacks of cash in front of your opponentss[sic] faces. They are unimpressed. |
- Otherwise:
![]() |
You wave the fat stacks of cash in front of your opponent's face. He is unimpressed. |
Notes
- Using this item in combat does nothing. The message appears and the round does not advance.
- Not consumed on use against monsters other than Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory penguins or the Copperhead Club bartender.
- The drink name given by the bartender, used to unlock a drink in the Speakeasy, varies from clan to clan.
- The flavor of drink will be a vegetable or fruit (examples include apricot, lime, chard, rhubarb, onion, huckleberry, and garlic).
- The type of drink will be either daiquiris, margaritas, or mojitos.
- The drink name given by the bartender, used to unlock a drink in the Speakeasy, varies from clan to clan.
See Also
History
- Before Crimbo 2008 this was not a combat item. It was simply autosell fodder.
- On its first use per day in the Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory, the penguin would always drop a sturdy Crimbo crate. On the second and third uses, the penguin would drop a dusty Crimbo crate, and all other uses would give battered Crimbo Crates.
- The penguins in Don Crimbo's Compound wouldn't take the bribe either.
- On its first use per day in the Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory, the penguin would always drop a sturdy Crimbo crate. On the second and third uses, the penguin would drop a dusty Crimbo crate, and all other uses would give battered Crimbo Crates.
- Before a hidden change on November 25, 2014, this item could be reused indefinitely to waste a turn in combat. It was one of the most popular items in conjunction with the Star Starfish Trick.
Collection
![]() | TOP 10 fat stacks of cash collections |
---|---|
6. Man Mobile - 24397 | 7. Sir William de Ros - 9559 | 8. Palladium - 9071 | 9. HorseloverFat - 8286 | 10. Anaesthesia - 7000 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings |