Fancypants Scarecrow

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Fancypants Scarecrow
Stuffed-shirt scarecrow snob trying on your pairs of pants pleased with none of them.

Wears all the pants

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Ability: Can equip any pants for various effects, with weight limited by power. Without pants, ?

Throne/Bjorn: Cannot sit in the throne.

Hatchling: stuffed-shirt scarecrow

Familiar-Specific Equipment: N/A

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+25% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• With no pants equipped:

  <name> sighs loudly and looks around for a pair of pants to disapprove of.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> says, "well, I suppose if you absolutely don't have any cashmere, this Tam will barely suffice," then winks ironically.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> pays a nearby monster to dance around the Maypole in his place.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> sniffs, "this is not what I meant by 'stiff upper lip,'" while the Wax Lips smile serenely.

• For other pants messages, please see the separate pants pages:
  • Fancypants Scarecrow Messages (A-F)
  • Fancypants Scarecrow Messages (G-O)
  • Fancypants Scarecrow Messages (P-Z)

Arena Message

• When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match:

Fancypants Scarecrows aren't afraid to get their hands dirty, but are afraid a fight might get their pants dirty, and that's not an option.

Table of Pants Effects

Pants	Weight Cap	Attacks	Gain stats	Delevels foe	Entangles foe	Restores HP/MP	Increases Meat drops	Increases item drops	Notes
	-99999		-99999	-99999	-99999		-99999	-99999
ZZZZZZZ	99999	ZZZZZZZ	99999	99999	99999	ZZZZZZZ	99999	99999	ZZZZZZZ
1337 7r0uZ0RZ	27				2.0 Potato
alpha-mail pants	35	wt*(0.5-1) Physical, 100% rate		1.0 Barrrnacle
Angelhair Culottes	31				1.5 Potato	(wt+5)*(1.5-2), 50%
antique greaves	9999No Cap			1.0 Barrrnacle
astral shorts	12					Yes?
astral trousers	12				Yes??
astronaut pants	43		1.0 Volleyball		1.5 Potato
baggy rave pants	37		Yes		Yes
bakelite breeches	??
bankruptcy barrel	25				1.0 Potato		1.0 Leprechaun
bark boxers	10	wt*(2-5) Physical, 100% rate	3.0 Volleyball
barskin loincloth	6	wt*(1-2) Sleaze, 100% rate	4.0 Volleyball
basic meat kilt	10				3.0 Potato			3.0 Fairy
basic meat pants	10	wt*(1-2) Physical, 50% rate			2.0 Potato
basic meat skirt	10			3.0 Barrrnacle				3.0 Fairy
big pants	9999No Cap	wt*(1-2) Physical, 50% rate
biomechanical crimborg leg armor	37			1.0 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(1-1.5), 50%?
black greaves	40	wt*(1-2) Physical, 100% rate		1.0 Barrrnacle
bloodied surgical dungarees	38				0.5 Potato			Fairy
bloody clown pants	12				3.0 Potato			2.0 Fairy
boneana hammock	30	wt*(1.5-2) Sleaze, 100% rate	1.0 Volleyball
Boss Bat britches	16	wt*(1.5-3) Physical, 100% rate				(wt+5)*(1.5-3), 50%?
bottoms of the barrel	12		1.0 Volleyball				Leprechaun
bounty-hunting pants	25				1.0 Potato			2.0 Fairy
bowlegged pants	25					Yes?
BRAINS shorts	9999No Cap	wt*(2-3) Sleaze, 50% rate				(wt+5)*(1-1.5), 50%?
BRICKO pants	22		1.5 Volleyball		1.0 Potato		2.0 Leprechaun
Brimstone Boxers	9999No Cap		1.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
Brogre brorts	25	wt*(1-2) Sleaze, 50% rate				(wt+5)*(1-1.5), 33%
bugbear bungguard	7			5.0 Barrrnacle
bullet-proof corduroys	42	wt*(0.5-1) Stench, 50% rate		1.0 Barrrnacle
buoybottoms	37				1.0 Potato		1.0 Leprechaun
burnt snowpants	25				1.5 Potato
Can-Can skirt	22				2.0 Potato			1.5 Fairy
cane-mail pants	25	wt*(1-1.5) Physical, 50% rate		2.0 Barrrnacle
Cerebral Culottes	22			3.0 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(1-2),66%
chain-mail monokini	7	wt*(2-3) Sleaze, 50% rate		4.0 Barrrnacle
Chester's cutoffs	9999No Cap	wt*(3-4) Sleaze, 100% rate				(wt+5)*(1-1.5), 50%?
clingfilm trousers	37	wt*(0.5-1) Sleaze, 100% rate			0.75 Potato?
Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7				4.0 Potato?	(wt+5)*(1-1.5)
clockwork pants	20				Yes (>= 3x)	(wt+5)*(1-1.5), 50%?
cool iron greaves	No Cap	wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 100%		1.0 Barrrnacle
corroded breeches	9999No Cap	wt*(0.5-1) Sleaze, 50% rate			1.0 Potato
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	9999No Cap			1.0 Barrrnacle				Yes
Crimbo pants	25	wt*(2-3) Physical, 100%
crotchety pants	18				3.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1.5-2), 50%
cursed breeches	9999No Cap	wt*(0.75-1.5) Stench, 50%			1.0 Potato
Daisy's unclean bloomers	37			2.0 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(0.5-1.5), 50% rate
Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9999No Cap	wt*(1.5-2) Stench, 100% rate	0.5 Volleyball
demonskin trousers	17	wt*(1.5-3) Hot, 100% rate			3.0 Potato
depleted Grimacite shinguards	25	wt*(1-3) Physical, 100% rate		3.0 Barrrnacle
dice-print pajama pants	??
Dinsey's pants	No Cap				Yes			Yes
distressed denim pants	42	wt*(0.5-1) Sleaze, 50% rate			1.0 Potato
double-ice britches	17	wt*(2-3) Cold, 100% rate	3.0 Volleyball				3.0 Leprechaun
drafty drawers	9999No Cap		1.0 Volleyball
dress pants	28							2.0 Fairy
drippy khakis	??						?? Leprechaun
Drunkula's silky pants	9999No Cap				Potato	1.0 Ghoul Whelp
dubious loincloth	9999No Cap	wt*(1-2) Physical, 80%	1.0 Volleyball
duct tape dockers	48				1.5 Potato	(w+5)*(1-2) HP only, 50%?
dungeoneer's dungarees	7	wt*(2-3) Stench, 50% rate			4.0 Potato
dwarvish war kilt	41			1.0 Barrrnacle				1.0 Fairy
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7		3.0 Volleyball		4.0 Potato
eelskin pants	9999No Cap				1.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1-1.5), 50% MP only
El Vibrato leg guards	9999No Cap			1.0 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(0.5-1), 50%?
electronic dulcimer pants	2				8.0 Potato	1hp and 1mp
extremely skinny jeans	9999No Cap				1.0 Potato			1.0 Fairy
fancy tuxedo pants	25		2.0 Volleyball		2.0 Potato
filthy corduroys	15	wt*(1-3) Stench, 50% rate			2.0 Potato
fire hose	37	wt*(1.5-2) Hot, 50% rate	1.0 Volleyball
floaty rock pants	25			1.5 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(0.5-2.0), 50%
floral-print skirt	37	wt*(1) Stench, 50% rate						Yes	Damage does not range; might be bugged
flowing hippy skirt	45	wt*(1.5-2) Stench, 100% rate						1.0 Fairy
foam naval trousers	9999No Cap	wt*(1-1.5) Sleaze, 100% rate			1.0 Potato
frilly skirt	8							4.0 Fairy
furry kilt	37	wt*(1.5-2) Sleaze, 100% rate						1.0 Fairy
furry pants	37				1.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1-2) MP only, 50%?
furry skirt	37	wt*(1.5-2) Sleaze, 100% rate						1.0 Fairy
Galapagosian Cuisses	31			2.0 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(1.5-2) MP only, 50%?
gauze shorts	42			1.0 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(0.5-1), 25%??
ghast iron codpiece	42	wt*(1.5-2), 66% rate		1.0 Barrrnacle
giant discarded torn-up glove	38	wt*(1-2) Stench, 50% rate			0.5 Potato
gnauga hide chaps	20	wt*(2-4) Physical, 100% rate		4.0 Barrrnacle
gnauga hide kilt	20							2.5 Fairy
gnauga hide skirt	20							2.5 Fairy
gold lamé pants	25				2.0 Potato		1.0 Leprechaun
grass skirt	20	wt*(2-3) Physical, 100% rate						1.5 Fairy
Great Wolf's beastly trousers	No Cap				Yes	1.5 Ghoul Whelp
Greatest American Pants	25		1.5 Volleyball	2.5 Barrrnacle			2.0 Leprechaun
Greaves of the Murk Lord	30			1.0 Barrrnacle
Grimacite gaiters	37			3.0 Barrrnacle		2.0 Ghuol Whelp
Grimacite greaves	37			2.0 Barrrnacle		2.5-3.0 Ghuol Whelp
Grimacite greaves	37			2.0 Barrrnacle		2.5-3.0 Ghuol Whelp
gym shorts	25	wt*(1-2) Sleaze, 90% rate				(wt+5)*(0.5-1), 50%
hardened slime pants	9999No Cap	wt*(0.5-1) Physical, 50%			1.0 Potato
hep waders	12		1.0 Volleyball		1.5 Potato
hippopotamus pants	32				1.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1-2)
hippopotamus skirt	32			1.0 Barrrnacle				1.0 Fairy
hobo dungarees	9999No Cap		0.5 Volleyball		1.0 Potato
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	9999No Cap	wt*(3-5) Physical, 100% rate			0.5 Potato
honeybritches	43	wt*(1.5-2) Sleaze, 100% rate				(wt+5)*(1.5-2), 50%
hot daub stand	21	wt*(3-4) Hot, 50% rate
ironic jogging shorts	10			2.0 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(4-6), 50%?
Jeans of Loathing	9999No Cap	wt*2 Stench, ?% rate			1.25(?) Potato
Jodhpurs of Violence	9999No Cap	wt*(1-1.5), 50% rate			1.00 Potato
junk trunks	15	wt*(1-2), 80% rate
Knob Goblin elite pants	15			2.0 Barrrnacle
Knob Goblin harem pants	2	wt*(5-10) Sleaze, 50% rate			8.0 Potato
Knob Goblin pants	6	wt*(1-3) Physical, 50%			4.0 Potato				Damage not reported in message
Knob Goblin Uberpants	11				3.0 Potato			3.0 Fairy
Krakrox's Loincloth	31		1.0 Volleyball		2.0 Potato
lava-proof pants	??								Unknown
Leapin' Trousers	??								Unknown
leather chaps	40	wt*(0.5-1) Sleaze, 100% rate		1.0 Barrrnacle
Lederhosen of the Night	31	wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 100% rate				(wt+5)*(1.5-2), 50%
lemon drop trousers	12	wt*(1.5-2), 50%			1.0 Potato
leotarrrd	22		2.0 Volleyball		2.0 Potato
liar's pants	25	wt*(1.5-2.5) Hot, wt*(1.5-2.5) Cold
los chinos	13				2.0 Potato	Yes, just HP
lynyrdskin breeches	42				1.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1.0-1.5), 33%
makeshift skirt	25			2.0 Barrrnacle				1.0 Fairy
manly bloomers	13			3.0 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(1-1.5), 50%
mariachi pants	2				8.0 Potato
Mayor Ghost's khakis	9999No Cap				0.75 Potato	(wt+5)*.5-1, 50%			Restores HP only
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	9999No Cap			1.0 Barrrnacle				Yes
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	9999No Cap			1.5 Barrrnacle				Yes
miming corduroys	12							Fairy
miner's pants	20	wt*(1-3) Stench, 50% rate			2.0 Potato
monster pants	17		3.0 Volleyball		3.0 Potato
Moonthril Greaves	25
mostly rat-hide leggings	9999No Cap	wt*(0.5-1) Stench, 100% rate			1.0 Potato
muddy skirt	9999No Cap	wt*(0.5-1) Sleaze, 50% rate						Fairy
Newman's Own Trousers	31	wt*(1.5-2) Hot			1.0 Potato
ninja hot pants	17	wt*(1-3) Hot, 50% rate			3.0 Potato
ninjammies	25	wt*(1-2.5), 100% rate			0.6 Potato
oil slacks	30	wt*(1-1.5) Sleaze, 50%			1.0 Potato
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	9999No Cap	wt*(3-4) Hot, 100% rate			0.75 Potato
old patched suit-pants	9999No Cap				1.0 Potato			0.5 Fairy
old school Mafia knickerbockers	25					(wt+5)*(2-5), ??%
old sweatpants	2				> 8.0 Potato
Orcish cargo shorts	15	wt*(1-3) Sleaze, 100%				(wt+5)*(1-2), 50%?
Oscus's dumpster waders	9999No Cap	wt*(3-4) Stench, 100%		1.0 Barrrnacle
Oscus's flypaper pants	9999No Cap	wt*(3-5) Stench, 50% rate			0.75 Potato
pair of plants	18	wt*(1-1.5), 75% rate						Fairy
palm-frond capris	35					(wt+5)*(1-1.5) ?
Pantaloons of Hatred	9999No Cap	wt*(1.5-2) Hot, 50% rate	1.0 Volleyball
pantogram pants	25		1.0 Volleyball		0.5 Potato
pants of the Slug Lord	8	wt*(2-3) Stench, 100% rate			3.0 Potato
Pantsgiving	25				1.0 Potato
paper-plate-mail pants	20	wt*(1-1.5) Hot, 50% rate		2.0 Barrrnacle
paperclip pants	12	wt*(1-3) Physical, 100% rate		3.0 Barrrnacle
papier-mâchuridars	25							Yes
parasitic tentacles	7	wt*(2-5) Spooky, 100% rate		5.0 Barrrnacle
penguin shorts	30	wt*(1-2) Cold, 100% rate				(wt+5)*(0.5-1), 50%
penguinskin mini-kilt	30	wt*(1.5-2) Cold, 100% rate						Yes
penguinskin mini-skirt	30	wt*(1.5-2) Cold, 100% rate						Yes
pig-iron shinguards	22			2.0 Barrrnacle				1.5 Fairy
pin-stripe slacks	7		6.0 Sombrero		2.0 Potato
pink pinkslip slip	9999No Cap		1.0 Volleyball	1.0 Barrrnacle
pixel pants	12	wt*(1-4) Physical, 100% rate			4.0 Potato
plaid skirt	38				1.0 Potato			?? Fairy
plexiglass pants	45		1.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
polyester pettipants	??	??
poodle skirt	9999No Cap	wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 100% rate						1.0 Fairy
porcelain plus-fours	??	??
pottery training pants	12	wt*(2-4) Hot, 100% rate				(wt+5)*(1-2), 50%?
pteruges	??
pygmy briefs	41	wt*(0.5-1) Physical, 50% rate	1.0 Volleyball
Radio Free Pants	37		1.0 Volleyball			(wt+5)*(0.5-1), 50%	1.0 Leprechaun
ratskin pajama pants	??
red silk skirt	38	wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 75% rate						?? Fairy
rusty metal greaves	37			1.0 Barrrnacle
scale-mail underwear	9999No Cap		1.0 Volleyball
sea chaps	9999No Cap	wt*(2-4) Physical, 100% rate		2.0 Barrrnacle
sealhide leggings	40	wt*(1-2) Cold, 100% rate			1.0 Potato
servo-assisted exo-pants	??	??
slime-covered greaves	9999No Cap	Sleaze		Weight/2
SMOOCH codpiece	20	wt*(2-3) Physical, 50% rate		1.0 Barrrnacle
smooth velvet pants	12		2.0 Volleyball		2.0 Potato
snailmail breeches	41			1.0 Barrrnacle				0.5 Fairy
snow pants	12	wt*(2-4) Cold, 100% rate			3.0 Potato
snowboarder pants	25				2.0 Potato
space beast fur pants	25							?? Fairy
spandex anniversary shorts	2		5.0 Volleyball				10.0 Leprechaun
spangly mariachi pants	37				2.25 Potato			2.0 Fairy
Spelunker's khakis	25		1.5 Volleyball
Spooky Putty leotard	??
square sponge pants	9999No Cap	wt*(1.5-2) Hot, 100% rate			1.0 Potato
stainless steel slacks	22	wt*(2.5-4) Hot, 100% rate		4.0 Barrrnacle
star pants	41				1.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1-2), 50%
sticky meat kilt	11				3.0 Potato			3.0 Fairy
sticky meat pants	11				2.0 Potato
sticky meat skirt	11				3.0 Potato			3.0 Fairy
stinky cheese diaper	25	wt*(1.5-3) Stench, 100% rate	1.5 Volleyball
studded leather boxer shorts	5	wt*(1-4) Physical, 50% rate	4.0 Volleyball
stylish swimsuit	10				1.0 Potato
sucker hakama	12	wt*(2-3) Physical, 33% rate
sugar shorts	25		2.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
swashbuckling pants	20				3.0 Potato			1.5 Fairy
The Emperor's new pants	??								None
The Jokester's pants	9999No Cap					Yes
The Necbromancer's Shorts	9999No Cap	wt*(3-4) Physical, 100% rate				(wt+5)*(1-2) ?
The Sagittarian's leisure pants	18	Physical
Three Mile Island shorts	??
three-legged pants	25	wt*(0.3-0.7?) Hot						Fairy
thunder down underwear	??
tighty whiteys	10	wt*(1.5-2) Sleaze, 100% rate	3.0 Volleyball
time trousers	25				2.0 Potato				Can also give +1 adv at the end of combat.
topiary tights	??	??
toy Crimbot rocket legs	??	??
transparent pants	9999No Cap	wt*(0.5-1.0) Sleaze, 75%			0.75 Potato
Travoltan trousers	25		1.0 Volleyball				2.0 Leprechaun	1.0 Fairy
tree skirt	25	wt*(1.5-2), Hot, 75%						2.0 Fairy
troll britches	28				1.5 Potato
Tropical Crimbo Shorts	9999No Cap				2.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1-1.5), 50%
trousers of the white knight	15	wt*(1-2) Physical, 100% rate			3.0 Potato		2.0 Leprechaun
troutpiece	27		0.5 Volleyball	1.0 Barrrnacle
troutsers	9999No Cap	wt*(1-1.5) Sleaze, 50% rate			0.5 Potato
turtle wax greaves	10	wt*(2-3) Physical, 100% rate		3.0 Barrrnacle
turtlemail breeches	20			3.0 Barrrnacle				1.5 Fairy
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	9999No Cap					(wt+5)*(0.5-1), 50%
union scalemail pants	12	wt*(1-2) Sleaze, 50% rate		2.0 Barrrnacle					formerly known as junk-mail pants
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	No Cap		1.0 Sombrero	1.0 Potato
Vicar's Tutu	25							1.2 Fairy
Volartta's bellbottoms	31				1.0 Potato			1.5 Fairy
Voluminous Radio Pants	37					(wt+5)*(1.5-2), 50%
Wal-Mart overalls	??
warbear battle greaves	12	wt*0, 50% rate (bugged)		1.0 Barrrnacle
warbear bearserker greaves	No cap	wt*(2-3) Physical, 100% rate		1.0 Barrrnacle
warbear ceremonial party pants	37				1.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1.0-1.5), 50%
warbear dress greaves	25			2.0 Barrrnacle
warbear electric long johns	No cap	wt*(1.5-2), Hot, 100%	1.0 Volleyball
warbear fleece-lined long johns	37	wt*(1.0-1.5), Hot, 66%	1.0 Volleyball
warbear high festival pants	No cap				1.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1.5-2.0), 50%
warbear long johns	12	wt*(1.5-2) Hot, 50% rate	1.0 Volleyball
warbear officer greaves	37	wt*(1-1.5) Physical, 75% rate		1.0 Barrrnacle
warbear party pants	12				1.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(0.5-1), 50%
Warms-Your-Tush	No Cap		0.5 Volleyball		Yes
wax pants	12	wt*(2-3) Physical, 100% rate		3.0 Barrrnacle
weasel stomping pants	20					(wt+5)(0.5-1.0), 50%
weedy skirt	No Cap	Yes (Physical)						Yes
white satin pants	10	wt*(1-2.5) Physical, 100% rate			2.0 Potato
Whoompa Fur Pants	27	wt*(5-10) Stench damage, 50% rate
wicker knickers	??
wooly loincloth	27		1.0 Volleyball
wumpus-hair loincloth	25		1.0 Volleyball		2.0 Potato
Xiblaxian stealth trousers	??								None
yakskin kilt	35							1.0 Fairy
yakskin pants	35	wt*(1-1.5) Stench, 100% rate			1.0 Potato
yakskin skirt	35							1.0 Fairy
zombie mariachi pants	9999No Cap				1.0 Potato			Yes?
Zombo's grievous greaves	9999No Cap	wt*(3-4) Spooky, 100% rate		1.0 Barrrnacle

Notes

• When using the Scarecrow, all pants have a [put on scarecrow] link
• The Scarecrow's image becomes the image of the pants it has equipped.
• The Scarecrow is affected normally by its base weight and familiar buffs, but its weight is capped depending on the equipped pair of pants power.
  • If a pair of pants with a power of 200 is equipped or no pants is equipped, there is no buffed weight cap for the Scarecrow.
  • Otherwise, the weight is capped at floor(pants power / 4).
  • Unbuffed weight cap of 20 still applies for any pair of pants.

References

• Someone who's 'Mr. Fancypants' is generally called so for being prissy, uptight or snobbish, which seems reflective of the reactions and behaviors of this familiar.
• "Wears all the pants" is probably based on "Clean All The Things," a meme from the blog Hyperbole and a Half.

History

• Prior to April 30, 2012, all attacks performed by the Scarecrow did 1 point of prismatic damage in addition to the physical or elemental damage type listed.
  • 1 point was not added to the listed damage type. For example, if the table says "10 physical", then the attacks did 10(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1) and not 11(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1).

See Also

• Pants
• Tower killing