Family of kobolds

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Family of kobolds
Monster ID 1101
Locations multi-using 100 d4s
Hit Points 99999
Attack 89999
Defense 99999
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
kobold treasure hoard
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
family of kobolds You're fighting a family of kobolds

You drop the massive handful of d4s in front of you, and the rattling they make as they hit the table is suddenly subsumed by the massive rumble of the army of kobolds that is thundering toward you.

Looks like you've managed to roll up an entire family of 'em. And kobolds breed like sex-addicted Catholic rabbits, so an entire family of them is very entire.

Hit Message(s):

Barking like mad, the kobolds also bite like mad. Specifically, your <giblets> like mad. Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

Barking like mad, the kobolds also bite like mad. Specifically, your <knee> like mad. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

They all bite you, but their family of bites turns out not to be as bad as their family of barks.

Fumble Message:

They all bite you, but their family of bites turns out not to be as bad as their family of barks. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Chest2.gifYou acquire an item: kobold treasure hoard

Occurs when multi-using 100 d4 at once (which are consumed).

Notes

  • This monster cannot be copied.
  • Can be stunned and staggered. The easiest way to kill them without the use of any skills is to use a multi-round source of stunning (gas balloons are cheap) on the first turn, then a pufferfish spine, then gobs of wet hair every round until they are defeated. Insta-kill items don't work on them.
  • This monster counts as a group (of size 100). It takes manifold damage from area-of-effect skills such as Wave of Sauce.