Familiars by type

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A number of combat familiars need to be added; take "Weakens" table and use additional column to differentiate between barrrnacle and skeleton (to allow for formatting), spaded things, new familiars still missing

This is a list of familiars in the Kingdom of Loathing, ordered by type. For a chart showing familiars and whether or not they possess certain skills, see familiar abilities.

Does it all (potentially)

Imitates other familiars

40. Familiar40.gif Doppelshifter
54. Commacha.gif Comma Chameleon

Equipment familiars

82. Hatrack.gif Mad Hatrack
92. Dishand.gif Disembodied Hand
152. Pantscrow2.gif Fancypants Scarecrow
278. Righthandbody.png Left-Hand Man

Other configurable functions

143. Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer
174. Miniadv0.gif Mini-Adventurer
176. Reanimator.gif Reanimated Reanimator
189. Crimboshrub.gif Crimbo Shrub
190. Minicrimbot.gif Mini-Crimbot
206. Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot
211. Robotender.gif Robortender
266. Godlob.gif God Lobster

Does nothing

45. Familiar45.gif Pet Rock
63. Pettoothrock.gif Toothsome Rock
78. Wcb.gif Bulky Buddy Box(Gives messages in chat)
144. Holidaylog.gif Holiday Log
169. Homemadebot.gif Homemade Robot
204. Softwarebug.gif Software Bug (Gives messages in combat)
208. Lilbadvibe.gif Bad Vibe (Gives messages in chat)
273. Petcoral.gif Pet Coral
286. Synthrock.gif Synthetic Rock
291. Pixelrock.gif Pixel Rock

Does many useless or detrimental things

67. Oaf.gif O.A.F.
93. Blackcat2.gif Black Cat

Enemy damage

Damage formulas for Combat Familiars. Except where otherwise noted, damage is always rounded down.
# Familiar Action Rate Damage
Lime and Lime-like
4 Familiar4.gif Angry Goat ceiling(wt/6)*10% half-elemental lime:
x = wt*(0.5-1.0)+1 total damage;
x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) stench.
5 Familiar5.gif Sabre-Toothed Lime ceiling(wt/6)*10% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
10 Familiar10.gif Stab Bat to hit: ceiling(wt/6)*10%
target is monster: 66%, 80% with shock collar
wt*(0.5-1.0)+2
24 Familiar24.gif Jill-O-Lantern 25% half-elemental lime:
x = (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) total damage;
x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) hot or spooky
25 Familiar25.gif Hand Turkey 25% wt+1 to wt+3
26 Familiar26.gif Crimbo Elf (ceiling(wt/6)*10+30)/3% (wt+4)*(0.5-1.0)
34 Familiar34.gif Flaming Gravy Fairy 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) hot
35 Familiar35.gif Frozen Gravy Fairy 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) cold
36 Familiar36.gif Stinky Gravy Fairy 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) stench
37 Sgfairy.gif Spooky Gravy Fairy 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) spooky
49 Slgfairy.gif Sleazy Gravy Fairy 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) sleaze
51 Chatteeth.gif Wind-up Chattering Teeth ceiling(wt/6)*10% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
56 Orb.gif Scary Death Orb to hit: ceiling(wt/6)*10%
target is monster: 66%, 80% with tuning fork
wt*(0.5-1.0)+2 spooky
66 Dandylion.gif Dandy Lion 50% (with
whip equipped)
wt*(0.5-1.0)+2
70 Pictsie.gif Green Pixie 50% wt*(0.5-1.0) Physical
81 Megadrone.gif El Vibrato Megadrone (ATTACK) 50% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
88 Chihuahua.gif Mariachi Chihuahua ceiling(wt/6)*10% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
88 Chihuahua.gif Mariachi Chihuahua (for an Accordion Thief) ceiling((wt+min(20,2*lvl))/6)*10% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+2)*(0.5-1.0)
96 Rattlesnake.gif Baby Mutant Rattlesnake 20% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
97 Fireant.gif Mutant Fire Ant 20% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) hot
Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
98 Cactusbud.gif Mutant Cactus Bud 20% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
99 Gilamonster.gif Mutant Gila Monster 50% (wt+2)*(1.0-2.0)
Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
136 Minihipster.gif Mini-Hipster  ??%  ??
137 Sp owl.gif Pottery Barn Owl  ??%  ??
138 Hippofam.gif Hippo Ballerina  ??%  ??
139 Organgoblin.gif Knob Goblin Organ Grinder  ??%  ??
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with D.A.S.H.E.R. Protocol) ceiling(wt/6)*10% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with C.O.M.E.T. Protocol) ceiling(wt/6)*10% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) cold
150 Stompboots.gif Pair of Stomping Boots 33% wt*(0.5-1.0)
Non-lime formula attack familiars
1 Familiar1.gif Mosquito 25% 1 to wt/2
9 Familiar9.gif Howling Balloon Monkey 27.5% (0% if wt<11) wt*(0.25-0.5)
11 Familiar11.gif Grue 10+10*ceil(wt/4)% (wt + 3*(5-L))*(0.5-1.0)+2
20 Familiar20.gif Killer Bee 33% 1 to wt/2
21 Familiar21.gif Whirling Maple Leaf 25% (wt+1)*(0.5-1.0)
28 Familiar28.gif Baby Yeti 25% wt/2 to wt+5 cold
32 Familiar32.gif Clockwork Grapefruit 50% ceiling(wt/2) to wt+6
33 Familiar33.gif MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 70% (55% w/chip) wt*(0.5-1.0) - 5
    15% (15% w/chip) wt*(0.5-1.0) hot
    15% (30% w/chip) wt*(0.5-1.0) + 10
46 Familiar46.gif Snowy Owl ceiling(wt/6)*10+20% ceil(wt to (wt+3)/2) + 5
53 Badger.gif Astral Badger (MicroMechaMech) (MicroMechaMech)
61 Snowflake.gif Ninja Snowflake ceiling(wt/6)*10% wt to 2*wt cold
68 Goodfella.gif Penguin Goodfella 100% (only with use of a Goodfella contract with enough Meat) wt*(2-4)
83 Seallarva.gif Adorable Seal Larva 25% 1 to wt/2
83 Seallarva.gif Adorable Seal Larva (for a Seal Clubber) 25% 1 to (wt+min(20,2*lvl))/2
102 Crab.gif Imitation Crab 100%
(twice per round)
1 to wt/2
(two times per attack; max 10 on land; max 20 on land with imitation whetstone)
103 Raggedclaws.gif Pair of Ragged Claws 50% 1 to wt/2
(two times per attack)
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with no protocol) 25% 1 to wt/2
191 Topiskunk.gif Topiary Skunk 100% first round, 20% thereafter ceiling((wt+15)/5) to wt+10 stench
277 Piranhaplant.gif Piranha Plant 50% wt*0.9 to wt*1.1
Non-formula based attack familiars
38 Familiar38.gif Inflatable Dodecapede N/A 1-5 lbs. = 11-27
6-10 lbs. = 9-24
11-15 lbs. = 5-17
16-20 lbs. = 4-15
20+ lbs. = 2-10
Starfish family
17 Familiar17.gif Star Starfish 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
52 Ghobo.gif Spirit Hobo 33% (only while boozed) (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
74 Ggg.gif Gluttonous Green Ghost 33% (?) (only while fed) (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
85 Macaroniduck.gif Animated Macaroni Duck 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
85 Macaroniduck.gif Animated Macaroni Duck (for a Pastamancer) 33% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3)*(0.5-1.0)
87 Discoball.gif Autonomous Disco Ball with Solpanels.gif stick-on mini solar panels equipped 33% 6-13
106 Midgetclownfish.gif Midget Clownfish 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) on land; ((1.5*wt)+3)*(0.5-1.0) in water sleaze
112 Slimeling.gif Slimeling 50% acts as an improved starfish when fed equipment
114 Rocklobster.gif Rock Lobster 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) (on land); ((1.5*wt)+3)*(0.5-1.0) in water hot
121 Snowangel.gif Snow Angel 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) cold
134 Uwbonsai.gif Underworld Bonsai 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) spooky
135 Tronguy.gif Rogue Program 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. Protocol) 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
183 Galgrill.gif Galloping Grill 20% (always acts on round 1) hot
260 Pokefam46.gif Unspeakachu  ???  ???
Attack / Delevel
7 Familiar7.gif Spooky Pirate Skeleton 75% * (ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%) int(wt/2)+2 to wt+2 damage
19 Familiar19.gif Ghost Pickle on a Stick 66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%) int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 damage
55 Animskel.gif Misshapen Animal Skeleton 66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%) int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7
plus int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 spooky
87 Discoball.gif Autonomous Disco Ball 75% * (ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%) int(wt/2)+2 to wt+2 damage
87 Discoball.gif Autonomous Disco Ball (for a Disco Bandit) 75% * (ceiling((wt+min(20,2*lvl)/6)*10+20%) int((wt+min(20,2*lvl))/2)+2 to wt+min(20,2*lvl)+2 damage
Kitchen Sink
6 Familiar6.gif Fuzzy Dice 2.5% (30% * 3/36) 2d6 = 4: wt
    1.66% (30% * 2/36) 2d6 = 11: 2*wt
16 Familiar16.gif Cocoabo 8.33% (before round 10)
16.67% (round 10 and after)
wt+1 to wt+3
(doubled with Limit Break)
27 Familiar27.gif Hanukkimbo Dreidl 1d4 Shin: 2(1-wt)
29 Familiar29.gif Feather Boa Constrictor   wt+1 to wt+3 sleaze
31 Familiar31.gif Personal Raincloud 15% 1 to wt+3
44 Familiar44.gif Sweet Nutcracker ceiling(wt/5)*10+40% wt/2+1 to wt+7
48 Npzr.gif Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot 11% int(1.5*(wt+1)) to int(1.5*(wt+3))
62 Teddybear.gif Evil Teddy Bear   (it's complicated)
71 Ragimp.gif Ragamuffin Imp   (Based on Number in Circulation)
72 Waf.gif Wizard Action Figure   wt/2 to 2+wt/2
77 Pressiebot.gif Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 2-3% wt/2 to wt (Tesla)
(start of combat only)
77 Pressiebot.gif Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 16% wt+5 to wt+10 (Chainsaw)
80 Robogoose.gif RoboGoose   2*(wt+2+1d4)
92 Dishand.gif Disembodied Hand 100% wt+(weaponpower/10) to 2*wt+(weaponpower/5), calculated separately
98 Cactusbud.gif Mutant Cactus Bud When attacked  ??
110 Turtle.gif Wereturtle spooky, dependent on moonlight
120 Smimic.gif Stocking Mimic 8.33% (before round 10)
16.67% (round 10 and after)
wt+1 to wt+3
(doubled with Happy Holidays!)
123 Brickochick.gif BRICKO chick 50% wt+5 or wt+10
151 Kobold.gif Feral Kobold 100% 3*(wt)+1 to 3*(wt)+3
167 Nanorhino.gif Nanorhino 100%  ???, randomly physical, hot, spooky, cold, sleaze or stench
176 Reanimator.gif Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 arms) 100%, arms/10 times per round 1 to arms/2 per attack
177 Wbdronefam.gif Warbear Drone 100% Randomly physical, hot, spooky, cold, sleaze or stench. Attacks up to 6 times per round.
205 Barkscorp.gif Bark Scorpion 100% first round, 20% thereafter wt/2 + 1 to wt/2 + 2; poisons for 80% of attack damage
263 Pokefam49.gif Bowlet  ???  ???
265 Pokefam8675309.gif Mu  ??? hot, spooky, cold, sleaze and stench

Player damage

ID Familiar Frequency Dmg (Low) Dmg (High) Notes
6 Familiar6.gif Fuzzy Dice 1.6% (30% * 2/36) wt wt Rolling either a 2 or 12
10 Familiar10.gif Stab Bat 33% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6)) 0.5*wt+2 1.0*wt+2
10 Familiar10.gif Stab Bat 20% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6)) 0.5*wt+2 1.0*wt+2 w/ collar equipped
20 Familiar20.gif Killer Bee 33% 1 1 Accompanies stat gain
56 Orb.gif Scary Death Orb 33% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6)) 0.5*wt+2 1.0*wt+2
56 Orb.gif Scary Death Orb 20% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6)) 0.5*wt+2 1.0*wt+2 w/ fork equipped
80 Robogoose.gif RoboGoose 6.67% 0.5*(wt+4)-1 0.5*(wt+4)+1 poached

Absorbs damage

ID Familiar Frequency Dmg (Low) Dmg (High) Notes
47 Teddybear.gif Teddy Bear  ??  ??  ??
60 Crane1.gif Origami Towel Crane  ??  ??  ??
62 Teddybear.gif Evil Teddy Bear  ??  ??  ??
79 Teddyborg.gif Teddy Borg  ??  ??  ??

Stat gain

  • Volleyball formula familiars add 2+(weight/5) substats at the end of combat.
  • Sombrero formula familiars add (ML/4)*(0.1 + 0.005*weight) substats at the end of combat.
ID Familiar Frequency Formula Notes
12 Familiar12.gif Blood-Faced Volleyball 100% Volleyball
18 Familiar18.gif Hovering Sombrero 100% Sombrero
20 Familiar20.gif Killer Bee 33% 1-3 Applied to Muscle
23 Familiar23.gif Cheshire Bat 100% Volleyball
24 Familiar24.gif Jill-O-Lantern 100% Volleyball
31 Familiar31.gif Personal Raincloud 36% 1-3 Applied to Mus, Mys, or Mox
39 Familiar39.gif Pygmy Bugbear Shaman  ??% Volleyball Requires MP
42 Familiar42.gif Cymbal-Playing Monkey 100% Volleyball
50 Hare.gif Wild Hare 24% Volleyball
52 Ghobo.gif Spirit Hobo 100% Volleyball
58 Tick.gif Nervous Tick 100% Volleyball
65 Crimbotroll.gif Ancient Yuletide Troll 100% Volleyball
68 Goodfella.gif Penguin Goodfella 100% Volleyball
72 Waf.gif Wizard Action Figure 100% 2+(wt/15) 1/3 weight volleyball
72 Waf.gif Wizard Action Figure with Mintwand.gif mint-condition magic wand 100% 2+(2*wt/15) 2/3 weight volleyball
74 Ggg.gif Gluttonous Green Ghost 100% Volleyball
76 Hunchback.gif Hunchbacked Minion 100% Volleyball
77 Pressiebot.gif Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 100% Volleyball
77 Pressiebot.gif Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. with Radardish.gif metallic foil radar dish 100% Sombrero
83 Untamed.gif Untamed Turtle with Littlesmile.gif smiley-face sticker 100% 4 Volleyball (fixed weight of 10)
88 Chihuahua.gif Mariachi Chihuahua with Tinysombrero.gif tiny sombrero 100% (ML/4)*(0.15) Sombrero (fixed weight of 10)
90 Llama.gif Llama Lama 100% 2+(wt/10) 1/2 weight volleyball
94 Uniclops.gif Uniclops 100% Volleyball
96 Rattlesnake.gif Baby Mutant Rattlesnake 100% (1.3-.15*gd)*(2+(wt/5)) Volleyball modified by grimacite darkness (gd)
101 Sugarfairy.gif Sugar Fruit Fairy  ?? Volleyball Requires MP
105 Bandersnatch.gif Frumious Bandersnatch 100% Volleyball Can be tuned to a single stat with familiar equipment
108 Grinturtle.gif Grinning Turtle 100% Volleyball
111 Babyworm.gif Baby Sandworm 100% Sombrero
119 Chauvpig.gif Chauvinist Pig 100% Volleyball
122 Jackinthebox.gif Jack-in-the-Box Every 3 turns 2*(2+(wt/5)) Double volleyball formula, acts every 3rd combat
124 Babybugbug.gif Baby Bugged Bugbear 25% Volleyball 100% frequency with bugged balaclava equipped
136 Minihipster.gif Mini-Hipster 100% 2-3 Applied to Mus, Mys, or Mox; occurs on first round of combat (can also yield +3 stats post-combat when equipped with fixed-gear bicycle)
141 Dramahog.gif Dramatic Hedgehog 100% Volleyball
142 Smilerat.gif Smiling Rat 100% Volleyball
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with R.U.D.O.L.P.H. Protocol) 100% Volleyball
148 Lilxeno.gif Li'l Xenomorph 100% Volleyball
154 Groose.gif Bloovian Groose 100% Volleyball
159 Medium 0.gif Happy Medium 100% Volleyball
160 Crayongoth.gif Artistic Goth Kid 100% Volleyball
166 Uc.gif Unconscious Collective 100% Volleyball
176 Reanimator.gif Reanimated Reanimator 100% Volleyball
179 Grimbrother.gif Grim Brother 100% Volleyball
180 Smguy.gif Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 100% Volleyball
183 Galgrill.gif Galloping Grill 100% Sombrero
187 Babyzrex.gif Baby Z-Rex 100% Volleyball
189 Crimboshrub.gif Crimbo Shrub 100% Volleyball (presumed) Can be tuned to a single stat
192 Goldmonkey.gif Golden Monkey 100% Volleyball
198 Barrelmimic.gif Lil' Barrel Mimic 100% Volleyball
199 Machelf.gif Machine Elf  ??%  ?
201 Rockinrobin.gif Rockin' Robin 100% Volleyball
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume6.gif li'l clown costume 100% 15
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume7.gif li'l robot costume 100% 10
210 Opticandle.gif Optimistic Candle 100% Volleyball
264 Pokefam50.gif Cornbeefadon  ???  ???
266 Godlob.gif God Lobster with no regalia  ??? Volleyball
266 Godlob.gif God Lobster with Godlob ring i.gif God Lobster's Ring  ??? Sombrero
276 Nutcfigure.gif Antique Nutcracker 100% Volleyball
277 Piranhaplant.gif Piranha Plant 100% Volleyball

Weakens enemy

ID/Pic Familiar Frequency Levels (Low) Levels (High) Notes
Barrrnacle-like (delevels at beginning of combat)
8 Familiar8.gif Barrrnacle 4.5*wt% wt/2 wt/2 Can breathe underwater
43 Familiar43.gif Temporal Riftlet 4.5*wt% wt/2 wt/2
30 Familiar30.gif Emo Squid 4.5*wt% wt/2 wt/2 Can breathe underwater
68 Goodfella.gif Penguin Goodfella 4.5*wt% wt/2 wt/2
72 Waf.gif Wizard Action Figure *  ??  ??
85 Macaroniduck.gif Animated Macaroni Duck with Farfbowtie.gif farfalle bow tie equipped 45% 5 5 Fixed 10-lb Barrrnacle
103 Raggedclaws.gif Pair of Ragged Claws  ?? wt/2 wt/2
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with P.R.A.N.C.E.R. Protocol) 4.5*wt% wt/2 wt/2
158 Cheerleader.gif Steam-Powered Cheerleader (4.5*wt%) * (1 + ceiling(st / 500)) wt/2 * (1 + ceiling(st / 500)) wt/2 * (1 + ceiling(st / 500)) st is steam; starts at 200 each day, decreases by 2 per combat (1 with familiar equipment)
162 Frankengnome.gif Reagnimated Gnome (with gnomish athlete's foot)  ??? wt/2 wt/2
167 Nanorhino.gif Nanorhino 100%? wt/2 wt/2
171 Gcube.gif Gelatinous Cubeling  ??? wt/2 wt/2
209 Spacejelly.gif Space Jellyfish 100% wt/2 wt/2 Can breathe underwater
272 Pr rogerskull.gif Plastic Pirate Skull  ???  ???  ???
Skeleton-like (delevels during combat)
7 Familiar7.gif Spooky Pirate Skeleton 25% 1 wt/4 Reduces defense only
16 Familiar16.gif Cocoabo 25% floor((wt+1)/3) ceil((wt+1)/3) Doubled on a LIMIT BREAK!
19 Familiar19.gif Ghost Pickle on a Stick 33% 1 wt/3
31 Familiar31.gif Personal Raincloud 15% 1 wt/4
48 Npzr.gif Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot 11% floor(wt/2) floor(wt/2)
55 Animskel.gif Misshapen Animal Skeleton 33% 1 wt/3
77 Pressiebot.gif Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 16% wt/3 wt/2
80 Robogoose.gif RoboGoose 6.67% (wt+4)/3 (wt+4)/3
81 Megadrone.gif El Vibrato Megadrone 50% 1 int(wt/4) "MODIFY" card equipped
83 Llama.gif Llama Lama 20% 1 int(wt/4) Reduces defense only
87 Discoball.gif Autonomous Disco Ball *  ??  ??
120 Smimic.gif Stocking Mimic 25% floor((wt+1)/3) ceil((wt+1)/3) Doubled on a Happy Holidays!
136 Minihipster.gif Mini-Hipster 15%(?) 1(?) wt/4(?)
138 Hippofam.gif Hippo Ballerina 16.6% 1 wt/4
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with C.U.P.I.D. Protocol) 25% 1 wt/4
146 Obtuseangel.gif Obtuse Angel (when Fire a fingertrap arrow is cast) n/a  ???  ???
157 Emiliofam.gif Tickle-Me Emilio 12.5% floor((wt+1)/3) ceil((wt+1)/3)
173 Nosynose.gif Nosy Nose 50% wt/3 wt/2
176 Reanimator.gif Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 wings) 100% wings/2 wings/2

Prevents enemy attacks

ID/Pic Familiar Frequency Notes
3 Familiar3.gif Levitating Potato 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90%
6 Familiar6.gif Fuzzy Dice 3.33% When it rolls a 9
27 Familiar27.gif Hanukkimbo Dreidl  ?? When it lands on Nun
29 Familiar29.gif Feather Boa Constrictor 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
30 Familiar30.gif Emo Squid 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
43 Familiar43.gif Temporal Riftlet 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
48 Npzr.gif Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot 5.5% Also delevels
60 Crane1.gif Origami Towel Crane  ??
62 Teddybear.gif Evil Teddy Bear  ??
77 Pressiebot.gif Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.  ??% Start of combat, if initiative has been lost
77 Pressiebot.gif Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 16% During combat
80 Robogoose.gif RoboGoose 6.67%
81 Megadrone.gif El Vibrato Megadrone  ?? When programmed to BUILD
83 Untamed.gif Untamed Turtle 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
83 Untamed.gif Untamed Turtle (if player is a Turtle Tamer) 1.5*(wt+min(20,2*lvl))% Maximum block rate of 90%
91 Cccarnie.gif Cotton Candy Carnie 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
100 Cuddlefish.gif Cuddlefish, on land 1.125*wt% 75% of the potato formula. Maximum block rate of 90%
100 Cuddlefish.gif Cuddlefish, underwater 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
117 Gibberer.gif Squamous Gibberer 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
124 Babybugbug.gif Baby Bugged Bugbear 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
135 Tronguy.gif Rogue Program (with portable motorcycle equipped) 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
136 Minihipster.gif Mini-Hipster  ?
138 Hippofam.gif Hippo Ballerina 16%
146 Obtuseangel.gif Obtuse Angel 100% 1 round, when Fire a badly romantic arrow is cast
146 Obtuseangel.gif Obtuse Angel 100% 1-? rounds, when Fire a boxing-glove arrow is cast
159 Medium 0.gif Happy Medium n/a when Siphon Spirits is cast
162 Frankengnome.gif Reagnimated Gnome  ? with gnomish coal miner's lung equipped
164 Minidozer.gif Mini-Skulldozer 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
176 Reanimator.gif Reanimated Reanimator 100% 1 round, when Wink at (Familiar Name) is cast
176 Reanimator.gif Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 weird parts) 1.5*weirdparts% Maximum block rate of 75%
266 Godlob.gif God Lobster with Godlob robe.gif God Lobster's Robe  ???  ???

Restores HP

ID Familiar When Frequency HP (Low) HP (High) Notes
72 Waf.gif Wizard Action Figure Start Special wt-5 wt+5 Only if you have less than 50%
1 Familiar1.gif Mosquito During 30% wt/2 - 3 wt/2
6 Familiar6.gif Fuzzy Dice During 4.2% wt wt
16 Familiar16.gif Cocoabo During 8.3% wt+6 wt+8 Restores MP
16 Familiar16.gif Cocoabo with LIMIT BREAK! During 2.2% 2*wt+7 2*wt+11 Only 17 pounds and above
31 Familiar31.gif Personal Raincloud During 5+(wt*0.625)% 1 wt+3
48 Npzr.gif Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot During 5.5% 1.5*(wt+1)+5 1.5*(wt+3)+5 Restores MP
80 Robogoose.gif RoboGoose During 6.66% 2*wt+11 2*wt+17 Odd increments only
83 Seallarva.gif Adorable Seal Larva During 25% 1 wt/2
83 Seallarva.gif Adorable Seal Larva (for a Seal Clubber) During 25% 1 (wt+min(20,2*lvl))/2
120 Smimic.gif Stocking Mimic During 8.3% wt+6 wt+8 Restores MP
120 Smimic.gif Stocking Mimic with Happy Holidays! During 1.67% 2*wt+7 2*wt+11 Restores MP
136 Minihipster.gif Mini-Hipster During 12.5%
(not first round)
wt/2 wt+6 May, but not always, restores MP
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with no protocol) During 25% 1 wt/2
157 Emiliofam.gif Tickle-Me Emilio During 5.56% wt+10 wt+11 Restores MP
14 Familiar14.gif Ghuol Whelp End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
31 Familiar31.gif Personal Raincloud End  ?? 1 wt+3 Can restore during combat
50 Hare.gif Wild Hare End 24% (wt+5)/2) wt+5 Restores MP
65 Crimbotroll.gif Ancient Yuletide Troll End 25% .4*wt .8*wt
66 Dandylion.gif Dandy Lion End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Ghuol Whelp formula
81 Megadrone.gif El Vibrato Megadrone (REPAIR) End 50% (3*wt+5)/2 (3*wt+5)
83 Seallarva.gif Adorable Seal Larva with Pinkbowtie.gif pretty pink bow equipped End 50% 7 15 Restores MP
86 Cheezblob.gif Pet Cheezling End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
86 Cheezblob.gif Pet Cheezling (for a Sauceror) End 50% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+5)/2 wt+min(20,2*lvl)+5 Restores MP
91 Cccarnie.gif Cotton Candy Carnie End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Ghuol Whelp formula
99 Gilamonster.gif Mutant Gila Monster End  ??? (1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2 (1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5 gd is grimacite darkness
100 Cuddlefish.gif Cuddlefish, on land End 50% (int(.75*wt)+5)/2 .75*wt+5 75% Ghuol Whelp
100 Cuddlefish.gif Cuddlefish, underwater End 50% (int(1.5*wt)+5)/2 1.5*wt+5 150% Ghuol Whelp
113 Heboulder.gif He-Boulder End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
117 Gibberer.gif Squamous Gibberer End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
124 Babybugbug.gif Baby Bugged Bugbear End 25% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
137 Sp owl.gif Pottery Barn Owl End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with V.I.X.E.N. Protocol) End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
172 Starbuddy.gif Adorable Space Buddy End  ??? (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
191 Topiskunk.gif Topiary Skunk End 100% (wt+15)/5 wt+15
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot End 100% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
266 Godlob.gif God Lobster with Godlob rod.gif God Lobster's Rod  ???  ???  ???  ??? Restores MP
272 Pr rogerskull.gif Plastic Pirate Skull End  ???  ???  ??? Restores MP

Restores MP

ID Familiar When Frequency HP (Low) HP (High) Notes
77 Pressiebot.gif Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. Start 20% wt/2 wt Only when you've won initiative
6 Familiar6.gif Fuzzy Dice During 1.7% wt wt When it rolls a 3
9 Familiar9.gif Howling Balloon Monkey During 27.5% wt/4 wt/2 Only above 10 pounds
16 Familiar16.gif Cocoabo During 8.3% wt+6 wt+8 Restores HP
16 Familiar16.gif Cocoabo with LIMIT BREAK! During 2% 2*wt+7 2*wt+11 Only at 17+ pounds
17 Familiar17.gif Star Starfish During 33% (wt+3)/2 wt+3 Causes equal amount of damage
27 Familiar27.gif Hanukkimbo Dreidl During  ??% 1 wt+1 When it lands on Heh!
28 Familiar28.gif Baby Yeti During 50% wt/2 wt+5 Attacks otherwise
31 Familiar31.gif Personal Raincloud During  ??% 1 wt/3 Also restores at end of combat
48 Npzr.gif Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot During 5.5% 1.5*(wt+1)+5 1.5*(wt+3)+5
52 Ghobo.gif Spirit Hobo During 33% (wt+3)/2 wt+3 Requires booze
74 Ggg.gif Gluttonous Green Ghost During 33% (wt+3)/2 wt+3 Requires food
85 Macaroniduck.gif Animated Macaroni Duck During 33% (wt+3)/2 wt+3
85 Macaroniduck.gif Animated Macaroni Duck (for a Pastamancer) During 33% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3)/2 wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3
87 Discoball.gif Autonomous Disco Ball with Solpanels.gif stick-on mini solar panels During  ?33%? 6 13 Fixed 10-lb Starfish
106 Midgetclownfish.gif Midget Clownfish, on land During 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Causes equal amount in Sleaze damage
106 Midgetclownfish.gif Midget Clownfish, underwater During 33% (int((wt*1.5)+3))/2 (wt*1.5)+3 Causes equal amount in Sleaze damage
112 Slimeling.gif Slimeling During 50% acts as an improved starfish when fed equipment
114 Rocklobster.gif Rock Lobster, on land During 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Causes equal amount in Hot damage
114 Rocklobster.gif Rock Lobster, underwater During 33% (int((wt*1.5)+3))/2 (wt*1.5)+3 Causes equal amount in Hot damage
120 Smimic.gif Stocking Mimic During 8.3% wt+6 wt+8 Restores HP
120 Smimic.gif Stocking Mimic with Happy Holidays! During  ? 2*wt+7 2*wt+11 Restores HP
121 Snowangel.gif Snow Angel During 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Causes equal amount in Cold damage
124 Babybugbug.gif Baby Bugged Bugbear During 25% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
134 Uwbonsai.gif Underworld Bonsai During 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Causes equal amount in Spooky damage
135 Tronguy.gif Rogue Program During 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Same as starfish
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. Protocol) During 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Same as starfish
149 Dataspider.gif Dataspider During  ???  ???  ??? Causes equal amount of damage
157 Emiliofam.gif Tickle-Me Emilio During  ??? wt+10 wt+11 Restores HP
182 Spacebeastlet.gif Twitching Space Critter During 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Causes equal amount in Stench damage
260 Pokefam46.gif Unspeakachu During  ???  ???  ??? Sometimes recharges buffs
270 Saugrindgolem.gif Sausage Golem During  ???  ???  ???
14 Familiar14.gif Ghuol Whelp End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
21 Familiar21.gif Whirling Maple Leaf End 35% (wt+5)/2 wt+5
31 Familiar31.gif Personal Raincloud End  ??% 1 wt/3 Can also restore during combat
50 Hare.gif Wild Hare End 24% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
65 Crimbotroll.gif Ancient Yuletide Troll End  ??% wt*.4 wt*.8 Either restores HP or MP, but not both
66 Dandylion.gif Dandy Lion End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5
83 Seallarva.gif Adorable Seal Larva End 50% 7 15 Fixed 10-lb Ghuol Whelp
86 Cheezblob.gif Pet Cheezling End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
86 Cheezblob.gif Pet Cheezling (for a Sauceror) End 50% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+15)/2 (wt+min(20,2*lvl))+5 Restores HP
91 Cccarnie.gif Cotton Candy Carnie End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
99 Gilamonster.gif Mutant Gila Monster End  ??? (1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2 (1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5 gd is grimacite darkness
100 Cuddlefish.gif Cuddlefish, on land End 50% (int(.75*wt)+5)/2 .75*wt+5 75% Ghuol Whelp
100 Cuddlefish.gif Cuddlefish, underwater End 50% (int(1.5*wt)+5)/2 1.5*wt+5 150% Ghuol Whelp
113 Heboulder.gif He-Boulder End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
117 Gibberer.gif Squamous Gibberer End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
136 Minihipster.gif Mini-Hipster End  ??% wt/2 wt+6 Can, but does not necessarily, give HP
137 Sp owl.gif Pottery Barn Owl End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with V.I.X.E.N. Protocol) End 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
172 Starbuddy.gif Adorable Space Buddy End  ??? (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot End 100% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
266 Godlob.gif God Lobster with Godlob rod.gif God Lobster's Rod  ???  ???  ???  ??? Restores HP
272 Pr rogerskull.gif Plastic Pirate Skull End  ???  ???  ??? Restores HP

Increases meat drop

ID Familiar Frequency Formula Notes
2 Familiar2.gif Leprechaun 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
22 Familiar22.gif Coffee Pixie 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
23 Familiar23.gif Cheshire Bat 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
25 Familiar25.gif Hand Turkey 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
41 Familiar41.gif Attention-Deficit Demon 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
42 Familiar42.gif Cymbal-Playing Monkey 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
50 Hare.gif Wild Hare 24% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
57 Jitterbug.gif Jitterbug 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
58 Tick.gif Nervous Tick 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
75 Cassagnome.gif Casagnova Gnome 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
76 Hunchback.gif Hunchbacked Minion 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
86 Cheezblob.gif Pet Cheezling with Jalslices.gif jalapeño slices 100% 60.9% Fixed 10-lb Leprechaun
89 Hobomonkey.gif Hobo Monkey 100% 2.5*wt + sqrt(275*wt) - 6 1.25 leprechaun
94 Uniclops.gif Uniclops 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
95 Dancebear.gif Psychedelic Bear 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
98 Cactusbud.gif Mutant Cactus Bud 100% (1.3-.15*gd)*(2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6) gd is grimacite darkness
113 Heboulder.gif He-Boulder 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
115 Urchin.gif Urchin Urchin 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
118 Dancfrog.gif Dancing Frog 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
119 Chauvpig.gif Chauvinist Pig 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
124 Babybugbug.gif Baby Bugged Bugbear 25% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
138 Hippofam.gif Hippo Ballerina 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
139 Organgoblin.gif Knob Goblin Organ Grinder 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
140 Pianocat.gif Piano Cat 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
141 Dramahog.gif Dramatic Hedgehog 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer (with D.O.N.N.E.R. Protocol) 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
154 Groose.gif Bloovian Groose 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
155 Kloop.gif Blavious Kloop 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
165 Jungman.gif Angry Jung Man 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
165 Uc.gif Unconscious Collective 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
176 Reanimator.gif Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 skulls) 100% 2*skulls + sqrt(220*skulls) - 6
178 Grimgolem.gif Grimstone Golem 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
179 Grimbrother.gif Grim Brother 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
192 Goldmonkey.gif Golden Monkey 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
193 Spelunker.gif Adventurous Spelunker 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume5.gif li'l pirate costume 100% 300%
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume9.gif li'l liberty costume 100% 200%
211 Robotender.gif Robortender 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 Potential 2.0 Leprechaun
264 Pokefam50.gif Cornbeefadon 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
266 Godlob.gif God Lobster with Godlob scepter.gif God Lobster's Scepter 100% wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 0.5 Leprechaun
267 Catburglar.gif Cat Burglar 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6

Produces meat

ID Familiar Frequency Meat (Low) Meat (High) Notes
6 Familiar6.gif Fuzzy Dice 2.5% 10 10 When it rolls a 10
16 Familiar16.gif Cocoabo 8.3% 3*wt+3 5*wt+15 Does not produce meat after round 10
16 Familiar16.gif Cocoabo + LIMIT BREAK! 2.2% 6*wt+6 10*wt+30 Does not produce meat after round 10
27 Familiar27.gif Hanukkimbo Dreidl  ??% 1 3*wt When it rolls Gimmel
29 Familiar29.gif Feather Boa Constrictor  ??% 4*wt+4 6*wt+18
48 Npzr.gif Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot 5.5% 4.5*wt+5 7.5*wt+15 Does not produce meat after round 10
89 Hobomonkey.gif Hobo Monkey 33% 50 100 Steals once per combat
120 Smimic.gif Stocking Mimic 8.3% 3*wt+3 5*wt+15 Does not produce meat after round 10
136 Minihipster.gif Mini-Hipster  ???  ???  ???
157 Emiliofam.gif Tickle-Me Emilio  ??? 60 60

Increases item drop

ID Familiar Frequency Formula Notes
15 Familiar15.gif Baby Gravy Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
22 Familiar22.gif Coffee Pixie 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
26 Familiar26.gif Crimbo Elf 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
34 Familiar34.gif Flaming Gravy Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
35 Familiar35.gif Frozen Gravy Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
36 Familiar36.gif Stinky Gravy Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
37 Sgfairy.gif Spooky Gravy Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
39 Familiar39.gif Pygmy Bugbear Shaman  ?? Requires MP
41 Familiar41.gif Attention-Deficit Demon 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
49 Slgfairy.gif Sleazy Gravy Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
50 Hare.gif Wild Hare 12% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
57 Jitterbug.gif Jitterbug 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
66 Dandylion.gif Dandy Lion 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
69 Hounddog.gif Jumpsuited Hound Dog 100% sqrt(68.75*wt)+1.25*wt-3 1.25 fairy
70 Pictsie.gif Green Pixie 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
72 Waf.gif Wizard Action Figure 100% sqrt(55*wt/3)+wt/3-3 1/3 fairy
72 Waf.gif Wizard Action Figure with mint-condition magic wand 100% sqrt(110*wt/3)+2*wt/3-3 2/3 fairy
75 Cassagnome.gif Casagnova Gnome 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
95 Dancebear.gif Psychedelic Bear 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
97 Fireant.gif Mutant Fire Ant 100% (1.3-.15*gd)*(sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3) gd is grimacite darkness
101 Sugarfairy.gif Sugar Fruit Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
107 Syncturtle.gif Syncopated Turtle 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
112 Slimeling.gif Slimeling 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 Can also "pickpocket" equipment
116 Grouper2.gif Grouper Groupie 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
118 Dancfrog.gif Dancing Frog 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
122 Jackinthebox.gif Jack-in-the-Box 50% 2*(sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3) 50% chance to act after (non-consecutive) combats
124 Babybugbug.gif Baby Bugged Bugbear 25% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 100% frequency with bugged bön±Ã©t equipped
138 Hippofam.gif Hippo Ballerina 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
140 Pianocat.gif Piano Cat 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer with D.A.N.C.E.R. Protocol 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
146 Obtuseangel.gif Obtuse Angel 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
148 Lilxeno.gif Li'l Xenomorph with Tiny top hat and cane 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
150 Stompboots.gif Pair of Stomping Boots 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
155 Kloop.gif Blavious Kloop 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
156 Pep rhino.gif Peppermint Rhino 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 Twice as effective for Candy
158 Cheerleader.gif Steam-Powered Cheerleader 100% (sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3) * (1 + ceiling(st / 500)) st is steam; starts at 200 each day, decreases by 2 per combat (1 with familiar equipment)
162 Frankengnome.gif Reagnimated Gnome 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
165 Jungman.gif Angry Jung Man 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
171 Gcube.gif Gelatinous Cubeling 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
175 Mechbird.gif Mechanical Songbird 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 Ability presumed, Works better in Dreadsylvania
176 Reanimator.gif Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 legs) 100% sqrt(55*legs)+legs-3
178 Grimgolem.gif Grimstone Golem 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
188 Fistturkey.gif Fist Turkey 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
190 Minicrimbot.gif Mini-Crimbot 100% 20% When configured with Lambada-Class Dancing Legs
193 Spelunker.gif Adventurous Spelunker 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
201 Rockinrobin.gif Rockin' Robin 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
203 Intergnat.gif Intergnat 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume4.gif li'l ninja costume 100% 150%
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume9.gif li'l liberty costume 100% 100%
207 Chocolab.gif Chocolate Lab 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
210 Opticandle.gif Optimistic Candle 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
263 Pokefam49.gif Bowlet  ???  ???
266 Godlob.gif God Lobster with Godlob scepter.gif God Lobster's Scepter  ???  ???
266 Godlob.gif God Lobster with Godlob crown.gif God Lobster's Crown  ???  ???
275 Redsnapper2.gif Red-Nosed Snapper 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 1.5 fairy underwater

Adventure gain

ID Familiar Frequency Notes
43 Familiar43.gif Temporal Riftlet Wt/1000
50 Hare.gif Wild Hare Every 15 adventures
50 Hare.gif Wild Hare with miniature dormouse Every 12 adventures
117 Gibberer.gif Squamous Gibberer Every 15 adventures
117 Gibberer.gif Squamous Gibberer underwater Every 7-8 adventures
162 Frankengnome.gif Reagnimated Gnome with Gnomish housemaid's kgnee Wt/1000
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume2.gif li'l unicorn costume Rollover +5

Buffs

ID Familiar Buff Frequency Duration
44 Familiar44.gif Sweet Nutcracker Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy (+Item Drops)  ??% ceil(wt/3)
Rushin' Hands (Melee+3)  ??% ceil(wt/3)
Arabian Knighthood (+5% Mus)  ??% ceil(wt/3)
Oriental Mysticism (+5% Myst)  ??% ceil(wt/3)
Reedy Pipes (+5% Moxie)  ??% ceil(wt/3)
77 Pressiebot.gif Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. Cybernetic Muscles (+10% Mus)  ??% ceil(wt/3)
Neuromancy (+10% Myst)  ??% ceil(wt/3)
Can Has Cyborger (+10% Mox)  ??% ceil(wt/3)
167 Nanorhino.gif Nanorhino Nanobrawny (+25% Mus, damage +10, regen 4-8hp) When using muscle skill at 100% 50
Nanobrainy (+50% Myst, spell damage +20, regen 2-4mp) When using mysticality skill at 100% 50
Nanoballsy (+25% Mox, +20% initiative, +30% pickpocket chance) When using moxie skill at 100% 50
158 Cheerleader.gif Steam-Powered Cheerleader Strong Spirit (+15 Mus)  ??% 1
Wise Spirit (+15 Myst)  ??% 1
Frisky Spirit (+15 Mox)  ??% 1
Inappropriate Spirit (+20 Sleaze Damage, +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells)  ??% 1
Fiery Spirit (+20 Hot Damage, +20 Damage to Hot Spells)  ??% 1
Cool Spirit (+20 Cold Damage, +20 Damage to Cold Spells)  ??% 1
Resilient Spirit (+15 Damage Reduction, +50 Damage Absorbtion)  ??% 1

Produces specific items

ID Familiar Item Frequency Limit?
48 Npzr.gif Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Toast.gif toast 2.5% None
53 Badger.gif Astral Badger Astmush.gif astral mushroom 25% 5
65 Crimbotroll.gif Ancient Yuletide Troll Music2.gif disintegrating sheet music 3.3% None
68 Goodfella.gif Penguin Goodfella Page.gif Goodfella contract 5%-100%* None
70 Pictsie.gif Green Pixie Tinybottle.gif tiny bottle of absinthe 5-20% 5
80 Robogoose.gif RoboGoose Roboegg.gif robotronic egg 12.5% None
90 Llama.gif Llama Lama Gong.gif llama lama gong 4-20% 5
91 Cccarnie.gif Cotton Candy Carnie Only when HP and MP are >90% full: Lint.gif cotton candy pinch, Ccsmidge2.gif cotton candy smidgen, Ccsmidgen.gif cotton candy skoshe, Ccskoshe.gif cotton candy plug, Cottoncandy.gif cotton candy cone, Ccpillow.gif cotton candy pillow, Ccbale.gif cotton candy bale  ??% 10
101 Sugarfairy.gif Sugar Fruit Fairy Sugarbanana.gif sugar banana, Sugarcherry.gif sugar cherry, Sugarlime.gif sugar lime, Sugarplum.gif sugar plum  ??%  ?
111 Babyworm.gif Baby Sandworm Wormbottle.gif agua de vida 4-20% 5
112 Slimeling.gif Slimeling Slimestack.gif slime stack (after feeding it a piece of basic meat gear) 100/(N+1)%
where N is the number that have dropped this ascension
None
114 Rocklobster.gif Rock Lobster Float dust.gif floaty sand 2% 3?
120 Smimic.gif Stocking Mimic Lilbag.gif bag of many confections, Bittersweets.gif BitterSweetTarts, Piddles.gif Piddles, Polkapop.gif Polka Pop ~16% for candy 1/day for equipment
123 Brickochick.gif BRICKO chick Brickobrick.gif BRICKO brick 50% None?
124 Babybugbug.gif Baby Bugged Bugbear Headdress.gif oriole-feather headdress, Passion.gif plastic passion fruit, Club.gif seal-clubbing club, Toast.gif toast, Heartrock.gif vampire heart  ??% Can drop more than one item per combat
124 Babybugbug.gif Baby Bugged Bugbear with bugged bön±Ã©t Bugpotion.gif Knob Göblin lòve potion, Bugclub.gif meat st‰¿bing club, Umbrella.gif old school Mafia knicke½æ, Baiotalz.gif TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡  ??% Can drop more than one item per combat
135 Tronguy.gif Rogue Program Ggtoken.gif Game Grid token  ??% 5
137 Sp owl.gif Pottery Barn Owl Hotash.gif volcanic ash 2-5%?  ?
139 Organgoblin.gif Knob Goblin Organ Grinder Pie.gif badass pie, Pie.gif dead lights pie, Pie.gif igloo pie, Pie.gif liver and let pie, Pie.gif piping organ pie, Pie.gif shoo-fish pie, Pasty.gif stomach turnover, Pie.gif throbbing organ pie after a specific number of combats
143 Roboreindeer.gif Robot Reindeer Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N., Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T., Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D., Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R., Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R., Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R., Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E., Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R., Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H., Floppy.gif robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. ~5 combats O.L.I.V.E. protocol drops rarely
146 Obtuseangel.gif Obtuse Angel Arrow normal.gif arrowgram, Arrow time.gif time's arrow 2-4% None
148 Lilxeno.gif Li'l Xenomorph Transponder.gif transporter transponder  ??% 5
150 Stompboots.gif Pair of Stomping Boots Paste2.gif beastly paste, Paste1.gif bug paste, Paste4.gif chlorophyll paste, Paste5.gif cosmic paste, Paste2.gif Crimbo paste, Paste4.gif demonic paste, Paste4.gif ectoplasmic paste, Paste4.gif elemental paste, Paste1.gif fishy paste, Paste2.gif goblin paste, Paste1.gif gooey paste, Paste5.gif greasy paste, Paste2.gif hippy paste, Paste1.gif hobo paste, Paste5.gif indescribably horrible paste, Paste1.gif Mer-kin paste, Paste3.gif oily paste, Paste3.gif orc paste, Paste3.gif penguin paste, Paste3.gif pirate paste, Paste2.gif slimy paste, Paste5.gif strange paste, When using Release the Boots 7
154 Groose.gif Bloovian Groose Groosegrease.gif groose grease  ??% 5
155 Kloop.gif Blavious Kloop Devilfolio.gif devilish folio  ??% 5
159 Medium 0.gif Happy Medium Many different booze items When using Siphon Spirits None
165 Jungman.gif Angry Jung Man Analjar empty.gif psychoanalytic jar after 30 combats 1
166 Uc.gif Unconscious Collective Dreamjar.gif Unconscious Collective Dream Jar  ??% 5
171 Gcube.gif Gelatinous Cubeling Poisoncup.gif anti-anti-antidote, Balm.gif Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment, Firecrack.gif Knob Goblin firecracker, Canlid.gif razor-sharp can lid, Sodawater.gif soda water, Web.gif spider web
Once per ascension: 10footpole.gif eleven-foot pole, Weddingring.gif ring of Detect Boring Doors, Lockpicks.gif Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
every 3rd combat None
175 Mechbird.gif Mechanical Songbird Egg.gif intricate clockwork egg  ??%  ??
178 Grimgolem.gif Grimstone Golem Grimstonemask.gif grimstone mask after 40-50 combats 1
179 Grimbrother.gif Grim Brother Sadtale.gif grim fairy tale  ??% 5
180 Smguy.gif Miniature Sword & Martini Guy Minimartini.gif mini-martini  ??%  ??
182 Spacebeastlet.gif Twitching Space Critter Spaceegg.gif twitching space egg 0.02% None
183 Galgrill.gif Galloping Grill Lighterfluid.gif bottle of lighter fluid, Hotashes.gif hot ashes, Dryrub.gif shaker of dry rub

Depending on player class: Blooddrops.gif liquid smoke (Muscle) or Gooball.gif dollop of barbecue sauce (Mysticality) or Soupbowl.gif bowl of marinade (Moxie)
 ??% 5 handfuls of hot ashes
188 Fistturkey.gif Fist Turkey Depending on player level: Turkeywhiskey.gif Friendly Turkey (lvl. 1-4) or Turkeywhiskey.gif Agitated Turkey (lvl. 5-7) or Turkeywhiskey.gif Ambitious Turkey (lvl. 8+)  ??% 5
192 Goldmonkey.gif Golden Monkey Goldpowder.gif powdered gold, Goldnug.gif gold nuggets (from monsters without Meat drops)  ??% 5 handfuls of gold nuggets
193 Spelunker.gif Adventurous Spelunker Speltales.gif Tales of Spelunking after 2-13 combats 1
203 Intergnat.gif Intergnat Jarl bacon.gif BACON 100%
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot Milkstuds.gif Prunets Sometimes when Trick-or-Treating at dark houses  ??
210 Opticandle.gif Optimistic Candle Waxglob.gif glob of melted wax every 30 combats  ??
211 Robotender.gif Robortender Mixers and cocktail ingredients  ??  ??

Boosts initiative

ID Familiar Init formula
159 Medium 0.gif Happy Medium Initiative +(weight)%
168 Woim.gif Oily Woim Initiative +(2 x weight)%
186 Holobuddy.gif Xiblaxian Holo-Companion Initiative +(2 x weight)%

Boosts elemental resistance

ID Familiar Strength
72 Parrot.gif Exotic Parrot +1 resist per 4 lb
265 Pokefam8675309.gif Mu +1 resist per 4 lb

Unique abilities

ID Familiar Effect
50 Hare.gif Wild Hare Removes Beaten Up effect
59 Blackbird2.gif Reassembled Blackbird Finds The Black Market (Quest)
69 Hounddog.gif Jumpsuited Hound Dog Increases combat rate by floor(weight/6) to a maximum of +5%
81 Megadrone.gif El Vibrato Megadrone (BUFF) Increases weapon damage by 2*wt to 3*wt
Acts 50% of the time
92 Dishand.gif Disembodied Hand Grants the player the enchantments of the weapon with which it is equipped
104 Dragonfishfam.gif Magic Dragonfish Increases spell damage percentage by 2*wt
Caps at 100% on land
105 Bandersnatch.gif Frumious Bandersnatch Performs a variety of actions based upon skills the player uses
109 Purserat.gif Purse Rat Increases Monster Level by floor(weight/2).
112 Slimeling.gif Slimeling Sometimes steals equipment from enemies
113 Heboulder.gif He-Boulder Fires beams from its eyes for a variety of effects
136 Minihipster.gif Mini-Hipster Generates turn-free opponents to fight, based on equipment
146 Obtuseangel.gif Obtuse Angel Can Fire a badly romantic arrow 1/day to turn enemy into a wandering monster.
147 Blackbird1.gif Reconstituted Crow Finds The Black Market (Quest) in Bees Hate You
150 Stompboots.gif Pair of Stomping Boots Can stomp on your opponent to produce paste. Free runaways weight/5 times per day
159 Medium 0.gif Happy Medium Can Siphon Spirits from enemies
160 Crayongoth.gif Artistic Goth Kid Additional PvP fights, generates turn-free opponents to fight
166 Uc.gif Unconscious Collective Free rests 3/day
172 Starbuddy.gif Adorable Space Buddy Gives 1000 in each stat every 300 adventures
173 Nosynose.gif Nosy Nose Can increase the encounter rate of an enemy
176 Reanimator.gif Reanimated Reanimator 1/day can turn enemy into a wandering monster when you Wink at (Familiar Name)
179 Grimbrother.gif Grim Brother 1/day can grant you a choice of one of 3 buffs (30 Adventures)
203 Intergnat.gif Intergnat Applies modifiers to monsters
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot Doubles candy from lit houses when Trick-or-Treating
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume1.gif li'l knight costume All attributes +15
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume2.gif li'l unicorn costume +5 PvP fights at rollover
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume3.gif li'l candy corn costume Superhuman resistance to all elements (+5)
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume7.gif li'l robot costume Reduced rad sickness in Nuclear Autumn
206 Tottot.gif Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing Totstume8.gif li'l eyeball costume -10% monster encounters
260 Pokefam46.gif Unspeakachu Occasionally recharges buffs
261 Pokefam47.gif Stooper +1 to Liver capacity only when familiar is active
262 Pokefam48.gif Disgeist Decreases combat rate by floor(weight/7.5) to a maximum of -10%.

Breathes underwater

ID Familiar Effect Underwater bonus
8 Familiar8.gif Barrrnacle Delevels at the start of combat.
30 Familiar30.gif Emo Squid Combines the properties of a Levitating Potato and a Barrrnacle.
100 Cuddlefish.gif Cuddlefish 75% Levitating Potato and 75% Ghuol Whelp on land. 100% Levitating Potato and 150% Ghuol Whelp underwater.
102 Crab.gif Imitation Crab Attacks enemies 4 times per round. Caps at 10 damage per hit on land or 20 with imitation whetstone. No damage cap underwater.
104 Dragonfishfam.gif Magic Dragonfish Boosts Spell Damage% equal to Weight x2. Damage bonus caps at 50 pounds (+100%) on land. Spell damage bonus uncapped underwater.
106 Midgetclownfish.gif Midget Clownfish Sleaze alignment Star Starfish: 100% Star Starfish on land. 150% Star Starfish underwater.
114 Rocklobster.gif Rock Lobster Hot alignment Star Starfish: 100% Star Starfish on land; sometimes drops floaty sand at the end of combat. 150% Star Starfish underwater.
115 Urchin.gif Urchin Urchin Acts as a full Leprechaun on both land and sea.
116 Grouper2.gif Grouper Groupie Acts as a full Baby Gravy Fairy on both land and sea.
117 Gibberer.gif Squamous Gibberer Acts as a full Levitating Potato and Ghuol Whelp. Also grants bonus rollover adventures like the Wild Hare Bonus rollover adventures counter is counted double while underwater.
119 Dancfrog.gif Dancing Frog Acts as a full Leprechaun/Baby Gravy Fairy. Water-breathing with amphibious tophat equipped.
162 Frankengnome.gif Reagnimated Gnome Acts as a Baby Gravy Fairy. Water-breathing with gnomish swimmer's ears equipped.
172 Starbuddy.gif Adorable Space Buddy Acts as a Spooky Lime/Ghuol Whelp with huge stat bonus every 300 combats.
209 Spacejelly.gif Space Jellyfish Drains your enemies and makes "delicious" jelly, delevels and grants the jump at start of combat. 100% Volleyball and 100% Baby Gravy Fairy underwater, plus some surprises.
211 Robotender.gif Robortender Acts as a Leprechaun, grants PvP fights, discovers new cocktail ingredients and more. Water-breathing if fed either low tide martini or Bloody Nora.
266 Godlob.gif God Lobster Acts as a Volleyball or other basic familiars with familiar equipment. Gives 3 free fights per day that give familiar equipment, buffs, or experience.
275 Redsnapper2.gif Red-Nosed Snapper Acts as a Baby Gravy Fairy. Allows you to track phylum-aligned monsters, and drops items based on the tracked monster type. 150% Baby Gravy Fairy underwater.

See Also