Familiar Equipment

Familiar Equipment is like ordinary equipment, but for your familiar.

Your familiar can carry one piece of equipment at a time, and will keep this even when placed back in its terrarium. Most familiar equipment can be equipped by only a single familiar, but a few pieces of equipment can be equipped by almost all familiars (the exceptions being the Comma Chameleon, the Mad Hatrack and the Disembodied Hand). Most of the familiar-specific equipment adds the equivalent of five pounds to your familiar's weight, but some have different effects.

Several familiars have no native equipment but can use multiple items. The Mad Hatrack wears hats from your inventory. The Disembodied Hands can equip any one-handed weapon to attack enemies and grant the weapon's enchantment to the player. The Left-Hand Man can equip any off-hand item from your inventory. The Comma Chameleon can emulate most familiars by eating (a destructive process) any familiar-specific equipment. The chameleon effect of the meal lasts for around 45 turns, and it always gets a weight bonus of +5. For these familiars, check out their pages for more information.

Most of the equipment specific to a single familiar is available only as a prize from the Cake-Shaped Arena, by using a Box of Familiar Jacks, or by eating a diabolic pizza (with a toy surprise). Other items can be obtained as noted.

Familiar	Equipment	Chars (incl. space)	Notes
All	amulet coin	11	The familiar equipment of a Cornbeefadon, it can be equipped on any familiar +10 to Familiar Weight +50% Meat from Monsters This item will disappear at the end of the day
All	anniversary tiny latex mask	27	Obtained from anniversary gift box (on the 9th anniversary of a character's creation) +1 to Familiar Weight
All	annoying pitchfork	18	Found in The Bugbear Pen +5 to Monster Level
All	ant hoe	7	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Sleaze Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant pick	8	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Cold Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant pitchfork	13	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Stench Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant rake	8	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Hot Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant sickle	10	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Spooky Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	astral pet sweater	18	Purchased from Pet Heaven +10 to Familiar Weight
All	chocolate-stained collar	24	Found in Eager Rice Burrows +25% Candy Drops from Monsters
All	das boot	8	-10 to Familiar Weight Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
All	filthy child leash	18	Obtained from Barf Mountain +5 Familiar Weight Deals Stench Damage every round
All, but only useful with Water-breathing familiars	fishy wand	10	In combat, can sometimes: Do physical/elemental damage Steal Meat Stun Delevel
All	flaming familiar doppelgänger	29	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Monster Level Increases familiar's exp gain
All	fuzzy polar bear ears	21	+5 to Familiar Weight +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight
All	guard turtle collar	19	+10 to Familiar Damage
All	ittah bittah hookah	19	+5 to Familiar Weight Grants random beneficial effects every five combats. Obtained from feeding the Duchess in a reflection of a map
All	kill screen	11	Obtained from Puck Man or Ms. Puck Man +1 Random Monster Modifier
All	lead necklace	13	Available from the Arena +3 to Familiar Weight
All	Li'l Businessman Kit	20	+5% Meat from Monsters +5% Item Drops from Monsters Lets your familiar make deals
All	little bitty bathysphere	24	-20 to Familiar Weight Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
All	little box of fireworks	23	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Allows your familiar to Fire off a Roman Candle +3 Stat(s) Per Fight or +25% Item Drops from Monsters, each occurring 50% of the time Performs a variety of actions during combat
All	Loathing Legion helicopter	26	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Familiar acts more often
All	luck incense	12	The familiar equipment of a Mu, it can be equipped on any familiar +10 to Familiar Weight +25% Item Drops from Monsters This item will disappear at the end of the day
All	lucky Tam O'Shanter	19	Mr. Store IotM +50% Meat from Monsters
All	lucky Tam O'Shatner	19	Obtained by zapping a lucky Tam O'Shanter +50% Meat from Monsters
All	Mayflower bouquet	17	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Sometimes drops usable flowers after combat Various additional beneficial effects
All	miniature antlers	17	Crimbo 2008 item +1-5 Familiar Weight, based on moonlight
All	miniature crystal ball	22	Mr. Store IotM Combat Initiative +50% +5 Stat(s) Per Fight or +50% Item Drops from Monsters, each occurring 50% of the time Shows which monster you will encounter next
All	miniature goose mask	20	+5 to Familiar Weight +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight
All	miniature gravy-covered maypole	31	Mr. Store IotM +25% Items from Monsters
All	miniature life preserver	24	Helps your familiar deal with all this rain (relevant during the Heavy Rains challenge path)
All	moveable feast	14	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Can add 10 weight to five different familiars once per day Familiar gains additional attacks
All	muscle band	11	The familiar equipment of a Bowlet, it can be equipped on any familiar +10 to Familiar Weight Increases familiar damage This item will disappear at the end of the day
All	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	30	Mr. Store IotM +10 lbs. of Ghuol Whelp
All	oversized fish scaler	21	Crimbo 2007 item Deals 20-25 damage Allows Water-breathing familiars to scale fish
All	Panda outfit	12	Custom item given to Foggy +5 to Familiar Weight +5% Item Drops from Monsters
All	Petite Paintbrush	17	Item given to 2015 Calendar artists +1 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
All	plastic pumpkin bucket	22	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight +13% Items from Monsters Familiar will occasionally attack enemies
All	rat head balloon	16	Available from The Gift Shop after 17 ascensions -3 to Familiar Weight
All	razor fang	10	The familiar equipment of a Stooper, it can be equipped on any familiar +10 to Familiar Weight Your familiar will sometimes interrupt enemy attacks This item will disappear at the end of the day
All	shell bell	10	The familiar equipment of a Unspeakachu, it can be equipped on any familiar +10 to Familiar Weight Heals you when your familiar deals damage This item will disappear at the end of the day
All	smoke ball	10	The familiar equipment of a Disgeist, it can be equipped on any familiar +10 to Familiar Weight Running away is always successful, and gives stats based on the enemy This item will disappear at the end of the day
All	Snow Suit	9	Mr. Store IotM +X to Familiar Weight Lets Your Familiar Do Various Tricks
All	solid shifting time weirdness	29	+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
All	sugar shield	12	Obtained by using a sugar sheet +10 to Familiar Weight
All	tiny costume wardrobe	21	Mr. Store IotD Effectively turns familiar into a Doppelshifter This item gives +25 weight on a Doppelshifter
All	tiny fly glasses	16	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
All	tiny glowing red nose	21	+5 to Familiar Weight +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
All	Tiny bowler	11	Lets your familiar bowl
All	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	28	Custom item given to Cynn +5 to Familiar Weight +5% Item Drops from Monsters
All	toy Cupid bow	13	Occasionally snag a missed item drop Distract foes with a plunger to the face Drops familiar's unique equipment based on current familiar or a heart necklace if the familiar lacks unique equipment
All	vicious spiked collar	21	Available from the Arena +20 to Familiar Damage
All	wax lips	8	Mr. Store IotM +3 Stats per Fight
Adorable Seal Larva	pretty pink bow	15	+10 lbs. of Ghuol Whelp
Adorable Space Buddy	cute bow from beyond the stars	30	+5 to Familiar Weight
Adventurous Spelunker	stembridge sidearm	18	+5 to Familiar Weight Decisively ends fights, but only occasionally
Ancient Yuletide Troll	giant book of ancient carols	28	Causes the Ancient Yuletide Troll to drop disintegrating sheet music more frequently.
Angry Jung Man	Little Crimson Book	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Animated Macaroni Duck	farfalle bow tie	16	+10 lbs. of Barrrnacle
Antique Nutcracker	nutcracking pliers	18	Drops nuts more often
Angry Goat	prosthetic forehead	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Artistic Goth Kid	little wooden mannequin	23	+5 to Familiar Weight Familiar will give free PvP fights at intervals of 20 adventures instead of 30
Astral Badger	badger badge	12	Increases astral mushroom drop rate
Attention-Deficit Demon	attention spanner	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Autonomous Disco Ball	stick-on mini solar panels	26	+10 lbs. of Star Starfish
Baby Bugged Bugbear	bugged beanie	13	+10 to Familiar Weight Obtained by simply entering the Arena, once per day, as long as no bugged beanies or bugged balaclavas are in inventory or equipped. Also obtained by "eating" (using) a bugged balaclava or bugged bön±Ã©t.
Baby Bugged Bugbear	bugged balaclava	16	+20 to Monster Level Makes familiar act as a Potato/Volleyball 100% of the time. Obtained by "eating" (using) a bugged beanie.
Baby Bugged Bugbear	bugged bön±Ã©t	15	+5% food drops +5% pants drops +5% candy drops Makes familiar act as a Potato/Fairy 100% of the time. Obtained by zapping a bugged beanie or bugged balaclava.
Baby Gravy Fairy	eye-pod	7	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Mayonnaise Wasp	mayo pump	9	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	rattlesnake enrager	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Sandworm	string of dingle balls	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Yeti	penguin-smacking club	21	+5 to Familiar Damage
Baby Z-Rex	french-fry grabber	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Barrrnacle	sucky decal	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Blavious Kloop	miniscule beatbox	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Blood-Faced Volleyball	palm-frond toupee	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Bloovian Groose	spruce juice	12	+5 to Familiar Weight
BRICKO chick	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Bulky Buddy Box	pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises	26/27	Available from Summon Hilarious Objects skill or pantogram pants with a hilarious sacrifice +11 to Familiar Weight
Casagnova Gnome	miniature castagnets	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cat Burglar	Burglar/sleep mask	18	Helps your Cat Burglar take naps more efficiently Causes Cat Burglar to charge up its heist ability ×1.5 times faster
Chauvinist Pig	bottle of Cochon Noir	21	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cheshire Bat	smile-sharpening stone	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Chocolate Lab	chocolate leash	15	+10 to Familiar Weight
Choctopus	chocolate bowtie	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Clockwork Grapefruit	false eyelashes	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cocoabo	chocolate spurs	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Coffee Pixie	miniature espresso maker	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cotton Candy Carnie	cotton candy cordial	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo Elf	dental pliers	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	metallic foil bow	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	metallic foil radar dish	24	+5 to Familiar Weight Changes stat gains from volleyball to sombrero formula
Crimbo Shrub	even more tinsel	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cuddlefish	six-armed sweater	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cute Meteor	meteor shower cap	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cymbal-Playing Monkey	funky brass fez	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Dancing Frog	amphibious tophat	17	Allows Frog to breathe underwater
Dancing Frog	miniature tophat	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Dandy Lion	woolen cravat	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Dataspider	solid state loom	16	+10 to Familiar Weight
Dramatic Hedgehog	tiny prop sword	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Doppelshifter	tiny makeup kit	15	+15 to Familiar Weight
Elf Operative	red-and-green microcamera	25	+5 to Familiar Weight Increases operational effectiveness
Emo Squid	gazing shoes	12	+5 to Familiar Weight
Evil Teddy Bear	evil teddy bear sewing kit	26	Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
Exotic Parrot	cracker	7	+15 to Familiar Weight
Feather Boa Constrictor	velvet choker	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Feral Kobold	slightly thicker filthy rags	28	+5 to Familiar Weight
Fist Turkey	brass turkey knuckles	21	+10 to Familiar Weight
Flaming Face	flaming nose	12	Makes Flaming Face More Complete
Flaming Gravy Fairy	flaming glowsticks	18	Available from Mayor Zapruder if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies +5 to Familiar Weight
Frozen Gravy Fairy	iced-out bling	14	Available from Mayor Zapruder if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies +5 to Familiar Weight
Frumious Bandersnatch	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	23	+5 to Familiar Weight Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Mysticality, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Frumious Bandersnatch	charpuce jub-jub bird	21	+5 to Familiar Weight Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Moxie, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Frumious Bandersnatch	crimsilion jub-jub bird	23	+5 to Familiar Weight Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Muscle, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Fuzzy Dice	meatcar model	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Galloping Grill	box of hickory chips	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Garbage Fire	fireproof skip lid	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Gelatinous Cubeling	Pile of dungeon junk	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ghost Pickle on a Stick	skewer-mounted razor blade	26	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ghuol Whelp	tiny knife and fork	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
God Lobster	God Lobster's Crown	18	Makes your God Lobster bestow stat gains based on an ancient mystic formula Makes the God Lobster give stats like a sombrero rather than a volleyball Obtained by challenging a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Scepter Quest item
God Lobster	God Lobster's Ring	18	Makes your God Lobster increase Item Drops Gives the God Lobster the abilities of a full-weight Fairy Obtained by challenging a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Robe Quest item
God Lobster	God Lobster's Robe	18	Makes your God Lobster prevent monster attacks Obtained by challenging a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Rod Quest item
God Lobster	God Lobster's Rod	17	Makes your God Lobster restore HP and MP after Combat Obtained by challenging a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Ring Quest item
God Lobster	God Lobster's Scepter	21	Makes your God Lobster slightly increase Item and Meat Drops Gives the God Lobster the combined abilities of a half-weight Fairy and half-weight Leprechaun Obtained by challenging a God Lobster Quest item
Golden Monkey	golden banana	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grim Brother	Grim Brothers' story book	25	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grimstone Golem	grimstone galoshes	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Gluttonous Green Ghost	plastic bib	11	Makes your ghost better at eating stuff.
Green Pixie	green pixie spog	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grinning Turtle	security blankie	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grouper Groupie	gill rings	10	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grue	moonglasses	11	Makes Familiar less sensitive to light
Hand Turkey	candied yam pinky ring	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hanukkimbo Dreidl	menorette	9	+5 to Familiar Weight
Happy Medium	crystal decanter	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
He-Boulder	quadroculars	12	+5 to Familiar Weight Helps Your He-Boulder See Better (x4)
Helix Fossil	S.S. Ticket	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hippo Ballerina	immense ballet shoes	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hobo Monkey	tiny bindle	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Holiday Log	pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises	26/27	Available from Summon Hilarious Objects skill or pantogram pants with a hilarious sacrifice +11 to Familiar Weight
Homemade Robot	homemade robot gear	19	+1 Gear
Hovering Skull	shiny gold fronts	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hovering Sombrero	tiny maracas	12	+5 to Familiar Weight
Howling Balloon Monkey	tiny balloon knife	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hunchbacked Minion	miniature Jacob's ladder	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Imitation Crab	imitation whetstone	19	Makes Imitation Crab claws sharper
Inflatable Dodecapede	toy six-seater hovercraft	25	-5 to Familiar Weight
Jack-in-the-Box	brass crank handle	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Jill-O-Lantern	100-Watt bulb	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Jitterbug	bottle of perfume	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Jumpsuited Hound Dog	blue suede shoes	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Killer Bee	brass stinger	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	microwave stogie	16	Helps your Organ Grinder Bake Pies Faster
Leprechaun	Meat detector	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Levitating Potato	many-eyed glasses	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Lil' Barrel Mimic	brass bung spigot	17	Lets your Barrel Mimic restore HP and MP after combat.
Li'l Xenomorph	Tiny top hat and cane	21	Lets your Li'l Xenomorph dance!
Llama Lama	zen motorcycle	14	Makes Llama Lamas friendlier
Machine Elf	self-dribbling basketball	25	+10 to Familiar Weight
Magic Dragonfish	fin-bit wax	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	targeting chip	14	More likely to use more powerful attacks
Mariachi Chihuahua	tiny sombrero	13	+10 lbs. of Hovering Sombrero
Mechanical Songbird	shiny brass tailfeathers	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Melodramedary	dromedary drinking helmet	25	Occasonally gain extra spit
Midget Clownfish	half-height unicycle	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Adventurer	mini-Mr. Accessory	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Crimbot	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	25	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Hipster	chiptune guitar	15	+25% Item Drops from Monsters
Mini-Hipster	fixed-gear bicycle	18	+3 Stat(s) Per Fight
Mini-Hipster	ironic moustache	16	+10 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Skulldozer	ribcage rollcage	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	really tiny cocktail shaker	27	+5 to Familiar Weight
MiniMechaElf	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	41	More likely to use more powerful attacks
Misshapen Animal Skeleton	bone collar	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mosquito	hypodermic needle	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mosquito	serrated proboscis extension	28	This is a hacked item +20 to Familiar Weight
Ms. Puck Man	blue pumps	10	Causes your Ms. Puck Man to sometimes drop extra yellow pixels
Mutant Cactus Bud	cactus monocle	14	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Fire Ant	ant antidepressant	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Gila Monster	Jawmaster 2000™	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Nanorhino	Nanorhino credit card	21	Helps your Nano-Rhino charge
Nervous Tick	Spoon!	6	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	rhesus monkey	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Nosy Nose	nosy nose ringy ring	20	+15 to Familiar Weight
Ninja Snowflake	icicle katana	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
O.A.F.	hardware upgrade	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Obtuse Angel	quake of arrows	15	Angel has stronger arrows
Oily Woim	woimbook	8	+5 to Familiar Weight
Optimistic Candle	pewter candlestick	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Origami Towel Crane	can of starch	13	Makes Origami Towel Crane More Resistant to Wear and Tear
Pair of Ragged Claws	radioactive chew toy	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pair of Stomping Boots	stomp box	9	+5 to Familiar Weight
Penguin Goodfella	tasteful black bow tie	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Party Mouse	party mouse hat	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Peppermint Rhino	licorice boa	12	+5 to Familiar Weight
Personal Raincloud	rainbow tie	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pet Cheezling	jalapeño slices	15	+10 lbs. of Leprechaun
Pet Coral	pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises	26/27	Available from Summon Hilarious Objects skill or pantogram pants with a hilarious sacrifice +11 to Familiar Weight
Pet Rock	pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises	26/27	Available from Summon Hilarious Objects skill or pantogram pants with a hilarious sacrifice +11 to Familiar Weight
Piano Cat	kitty sheet music	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Piranha Plant	plastic piranha pot	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Plastic Pirate Skull	plastic pirate hat	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pocket Professor	Pocket Professor memory chip	28	+2 lecture uses, regardless of weight
Pottery Barn Owl	affordable teak perch	21	+5 to Familiar Weight
Psychedelic Bear	psychedelic bubble wand	23	+5 to Familiar Weight
Puck Man	orange boxing gloves	20	Causes your Puck Man to sometimes drop extra yellow pixels
Purse Rat	tiny cell phone	15	+10 to Familiar Weight
Putty Buddy	putty coat	10	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	tiny nose-bone fetish	21	Reduces familiar's MP expenditure by 2-4.
Ragamuffin Imp	none	6
Reagnimated Gnome	gnomish athlete's foot	22	Lets your gnome kick enemies prior to combat
Reagnimated Gnome	gnomish coal miner's lung	25	Your gnome's coughing will sometimes block enemy attacks
Reagnimated Gnome	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	25	Lets your gnome help out around the house
Reagnimated Gnome	gnomish swimmer's ears	22	Makes you a better diver (because the gnome helps you dive better) (by riding on your back)
Reagnimated Gnome	gnomish tennis elbow	20	Lets your gnome attack enemies
Reanimated Reanimator	flask of embalming fluid	24	Helps your Reanimated Reanimator collect body parts faster
Reassembled Blackbird	tiny bust of Pallas	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Red-Nosed Snapper	tinsel fin	10	+5 to Familiar Weight
Restless Cow Skull	rhinestone cowhorn	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
RoboGoose	overclocked avian microprocessor	32	+5 to Familiar Weight
Robortender	Toggle switch (Bartend)	23	+5 to Familiar Weight
Robortender	Toggle switch (Bounce)	22	+5 to Familiar Weight Grants a PVP fight after combat twice as often (base 5%)
Robot Reindeer	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Rock Lobster	Extra-strength rubber bands	27	+5 to Familiar Weight
Rockin' Robin	tiny domino mask	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Rogue Program	portable motorcycle	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Sabre-Toothed Lime	tiny shaker of salt	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Sausage Golem	jar of magical relish	21	+5 to Familiar Weight
Scary Death Orb	tuning fork	11	Familiar will attack you less often
Sleazy Gravy Fairy	hot pink lipstick	17	Found in The Sleazy Back Alley while with a Sleazy Gravy Fairy +5 to Familiar Weight
Slimeling	undissolvable contact lenses	28	Helps your Slimeling See Better
Sludgepuppy	lead collar	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Smiling Rat	rat tooth polish	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Snow Angel	snow halo	9	+5 to Familiar Weight
Snowy Owl	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	29	+5 to Familiar Weight
Software Bug	missing semicolon	17	+11 to Familiar Weight
Software bug	pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises	26/27	Available from Summon Hilarious Objects skill or pantogram pants with a hilarious sacrifice +11 to Familiar Weight
Space Jellyfish	space jellybicycle	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Spirit Hobo	weegee sqouija	14	Hobo's Booze is more effective
Spooky Gravy Fairy	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	36	Obtained when defeating Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies with a Spooky Gravy Fairy +5 to Familiar Weight
Spooky Pirate Skeleton	blundarrrbus	12	+5 to Familiar Weight
Squamous Gibberer	unspeakable lozenges	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Stab Bat	shock collar	12	Familiar will attack you less often
Star Starfish	magnifying glass	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Steam-Powered Cheerleader	school spirit socket set	24	Keeps more steam in
Stinky Gravy Fairy	limburger biker boots	21	Available from Mayor Zapruder if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies +5 to Familiar Weight
Stocking Mimic	bag of many confections	23	Allows familiar to gain weight Sometimes drops candy buffs after combat
Sugar Fruit Fairy	tiny ballet slippers	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Sweet Nutcracker	metal mandible	14	+5 to Familiar Weight
Syncopated Turtle	metrognome	10	+5 to Familiar Weight
Teddy Bear	teddy bear sewing kit	21	Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
Teddy Borg	teddy borg sewing kit	21	Teddy Borg loses less stuffing when hit.
Temporal Riftlet	1.21 jigawatts	14	+5 to Familiar Weight
Tickle-Me Emilio	tiny do-rag	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Toothsome Rock	pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises	26/27	Available from Summon Hilarious Objects skill or pantogram pants with a hilarious sacrifice +11 to Familiar Weight
Topiary Skunk	topiary noseplugs	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l candy corn costume	23	Superhuman Resistance to All Elements (+5) Can be bought from the The General Store
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l clown costume	18	+15 Stat(s) Per Fight A stat gain bonus equivalent to a 65-pound Volleyball. This item drops from any clown if you have a Trick-or-Treating Tot in your terrarium. This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l eyeball costume	20	Monsters will be much less attracted to you. Reduces combat frequency by 10%. Quest Item, only available in a Nuclear Autumn run.
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l ghost costume	18	+100% Combat Initiative A combat initiative bonus equivalent to a 50-pound Oily Woim. Complex chain of requirements to drop. Cannot be traded
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l knight costume	19	All Attributes +15
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l liberty costume	20	+100% Item Drops from Monsters +200% Meat from Monsters Quest Item, only available in a Nuclear Autumn run.
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l ninja costume	18	+150% Item Drops from Monsters An item drop bonus equivalent to an 85lb Fairy or 68lb Jumpsuited Hound Dog. This item drops from any ninja if you have a Trick-or-Treating Tot in your terrarium. This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l pirate costume	19	+300% Item Drops from Monsters A meat bonus equivalent to an 85lb Leprechaun type or 68lb Hobo Monkey. This item drops from any pirate if you have a Trick-or-Treating Tot in your terrarium. This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l robot costume	18	+10 Stat(s) Per Fight A stat gain bonus equivalent to a 40-pound Volleyball. Reduces radiation sickness levels Quest Item, only available in a Nuclear Autumn run.
Trick-or-Treating Tot	li'l unicorn costume	20	+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Can be bought from the General Store
Twitching Space Critter	ramekin of space nuts	21	+5 to Familiar Weight
Unconscious Collective	blue canary nightlight	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Underworld Bonsai	miniature pruning shears	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Uniclops	eye 'n' horn shampoo	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Untamed Turtle	smiley-face sticker	19	+10 lbs. of Blood-Faced Volleyball
Urchin Urchin	pet anemone	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Warbear Drone	warbear drone codes	19	Makes the drone better, faster, stronger
Wereturtle	bottle of moontan lotion	24	Makes Familiar More Sensitive to Light
Whirling Maple Leaf	tiny Mountie hat	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Wild Hare	miniature dormouse	18	Makes March Hare more better
Wind-up Chattering Teeth	diamond-studded fronts	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Wizard Action Figure	mint-condition magic wand	25	Increases the Wizard's Volley/Gravy abilities from 1/3 to 2/3 Breaks every 25-40 turns Thus a Comma Chameleon acts as a 2/3 WAF until its wand "breaks," and then as a 1/3 WAF
Xiblaxian Holo-Companion	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	21	+5 to Familiar Weight
XO Skeleton	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Yule Hound	Crimbo dog sweater	18	+5 to Familiar Weight