Fake infinite meat bug
| Infinite meat bug | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 344 |
| Locations | Cobb's Knob Treasury |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 45 |
| Defense | 40 |
| Initiative | always |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | bug |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an infinite meat bugThis isn't, as you might think, a neverending bug made out of meat. It's a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat. And an infinite amount of whoop-ass, pointed in your direction.
Hit Message(s):
It bugs you in the <forehead>. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow!
It catches you in its jaws and munches on your <throat>. Ooh! Eek! Ooh!
It unhinges its jaw and spews a seemingly neverending fountain of meat at you, which hits you in the <nipple>. Then, adding insult to injury, it evaporates before you can grab it. Ow! Oof! Eek!
It tries to bug you in the <nipple>, but you bug out before he can.
It tries to munch on your <calf>, but you step on it, even though it was your hero.
The bug tries to bite you, but collapses under the weight of its own meat. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Fatal error: Call to undefined function giveitem() in /var/www/virtuals/www.kingdomofloathing.com/htdocs/fight.php on line 5035 |
| You gain 12 <substat>. |
Occurred at Cobb's Knob Treasury, on April Fools' Day, 2006.
Notes
- A one-time adventure.
