Fake hand

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fake hand
fake hand

This is a fake rubber hand, which you can hold in your off hand, to get an extra off-hand slot, which is handy. Or, you could hand it off to someone who needs a hand. If you prefer not to hand out hand-outs, you could just lend them a hand, but offhand I can't think of why you'd do something so underhanded.

(Meat Pasting component)
Type: off-hand item
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

Gives Extra Offhand Equipment Slot
Weapon Damage -1

(In-game plural: fake hands)
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Item number: 1511
Description ID: 826737671
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Obtained From

Summon Hilarious Objects
pantogram pants (with the hilarious sacrifice, sometimes)



  • The item is stackable, and thus in theory an arbitrarily high number could be equipped.
    • If you equip enough to reduce your damage below 0, you will still do 1 damage.
  • This item can also be used in the Star Starfish Trick.
  • Can be worn while holding a two handed weapon.
  • Its implementation does not let you equip additional offhand items; equipping one only increments a "fake hand counter".
  • Trying to ascend with them equipped gives you the message "You have to take off those fake hanks to ascend."
  • When you unequip a fake hand while having more than one equipped, you get a special message indicating that all of them were removed:
Item unequipped. In doing so, your fake hand chain falls apart, and all of your equipped fake hands clatter to the ground. Way to go, Cochese.


  • The name "Cochise" appears frequently in popular culture, but in the context of the message received when unequipping multiple Fake Hands, it likely refers to the Lethal Weapon movie series where Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs nicknames Danny Glover's Roger Murtaugh "Cochise".
  • Alternatively, the spelling of "Cochese" with two "e"s may denote a direct reference to the video for the Beastie Boys song "Sabotage". The video was styled like the intro to a cop show from the seventies or eighties, and among its "credits" was "Nathan Wind (MCA) as Cochese".

See Also


TOP 10 fake hand collections
1. Odchima Magnus - 37000 | 2. SSBBHax - 14708 | 3. OGL - 4797 | 4. JAHruleU - 4188 | 5. LaNz - 4150
6. d00LeY - 3806 | 7. Spo - 2677 | 8. pachinkoid - 2414 | 9. Gorgeous - 2155 | 10. Lin Ming - 1220
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings