Fake Hypnotist of Hey Deze

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Hypnotist of Hey Deze
Monster ID 345
Locations The Deep Fat Friars' Gate
Hit Points 85
Attack 85
Defense 115
Initiative always
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
Manuel Entry
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Hypnotist of Hey Deze You're fighting the Hypnotist of Hey Deze

Near the Gate, you are accosted by a hypnotist. A Hypnotist of Hey Deze, to be precise.

He's never had a pocketwatch, and he's never counted backwards, but he looks like he has beaten up quite a few adventurers in his day, and it seems that you're next on his list. Y'know, his, uhh, list of adventurers. To beat up.

Hit Message(s):

He hyp-mo-tizes you. You cluck like a chicken and quack like a duck. Then you throw yourself off a cliff like a lemming. Eek! Oof! Ow!

He stares deep in your eyes with his spiraling eyeballs. The spiraling shapes make you go insane. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hyp-mo-tize you in the <face>, but misses.

He tries to hyp-mo-tize you, but only succeeds in hypnotizing you, which isn't nearly as effective.

He accidentally hypnotizes himself. You wait around for a few minutes, get bored, and snap your fingers three times to bring him out of it.

He stares deep in your eyes with his spiraling eyeballs. Turns out, though, their spiraling shapes are frauds and fakes.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

hypnodiskYou acquire an item: Fatal error: Call to undefined function giveitem() in /var/www/virtuals/www.kingdomofloathing.com/htdocs/fight.php on line 5035
You gain 10 <substat>.

Occurred at The Deep Fat Friars' Gate, on April Fools' Day, 2006.

Notes

  • A one-time adventure.

See Also