FDKOL fire hose

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FDKOL fire hose
FDKOL fire hose

FDKOL's top scientists have devised a fire hose that doesn't even need to be hooked up to an ice hydrant. Which is good, because there's no such thing as an ice hydrant. How would that even work?

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed hose)
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie Required: 85
Cannot be discarded

+200 Cold Damage

(In-game plural: FDKOL fire hoses)
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Item number: 5722
Description ID: 902073594
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Obtained From

FDKOL Requisitions Tent (1500 FDKOL commendations)


You use the hose to spray your opponent's various area codes, dealing X damage. BOOF! BOINK! ZAP!
Take off, you hoser. Is what your opponent would say if you just sprayed <it> with a hose, dealing X damage. Which you did, but <it> didn't. BOOF! KAPOW! BIFF!
You hose your opponent down, then you hose <it> back up, dealing X damage. ZOT! POW! BARF!
You spray <it> with the hose. It always knows. X damage. SMACK! BARF! POW!


  • On or before January 23, 2014, this item was renamed to what it is currently. It used to be named fire hose and was changed due to a name conflict.


See Also


TOP 10 FDKOL fire hose collections
1. Lord Stefano - 7 | 2. whizdad - 6 | 3. Mistress of the Obvious - 4 | 4. myrth77 - 3 | 5. Sal the Rapacious - 3
6. LuckyPuck - 3 | 7. Skent - 3 | 8. Keptuvis - 3 | 9. Archipelago71 - 3 | 10. Demonsquiggle - 2
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings