Extra-large palm-frond toupee
This isn't a replacement wig for your blood-faced volleyball; it's a full-sized toupee for your full-sized head (provided, of course, your head isn't larger or smaller than full-sized). It still won't show the way when summer brings you down, but it'll keep people from laughing about your baldness (and start them laughing at you wearing leaves on your head).
(In-game plural: extra-large palm-frond toupees)
|6 palm fronds|
|extra-large palm-frond toupee|
- "It still won't show the way when summer brings you down" refers to the song Purple Toupee by They Might Be Giants. The "still" also refers to the fact that the original palm-frond toupee made the same joke in its description.
|extra-large palm-frond toupee | palm-frond whip | palm-frond capris|
|TOP 10 extra-large palm-frond toupee collections|
6. Farflier - 271 | 7. Mistress of the Obvious - 175 | 8. er111 - 147 | 9. chaosagent - 131 | 10. Darkling - 100
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings