Exercise robot

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Exercise robot
Monster ID 2398
Locations The Home of The Future
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie + 7 (cap 1000)
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle + 7 (cap 1000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts treadmill, lever, circuitry
Drops
automa-bot parts
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
exercise robot You're fighting exercise robot

When you live in the sky, it's difficult to go for a jog without plummeting miles to your death. That's why people in the Automated Future buy these things and then never use them.

Hit Message(s):

Robotic arms grab you and place you on the treadmill. It then forces you to run until you cough up one of your eyes. Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!

A robotic arm pulls a kettle bell out of a hidden hatch and clonks you on the <throat> with it. Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ow!

Two patented Stretch-O-Mat grippers pop out of the machine and grab you by the <giblets> and the <lower back>. They pull them apart until you feel something tearing loose inside yourself. Ooh! Argh! Ow! Eek! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

A robotic arm pulls a kettle bell out of a hidden hatch and clonks you on the <shoulder> with it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Oof! Ow! Ugh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

Robotic arms grab you and place you on the treadmill. It then forces you to jog at a reasonable pace for a few minutes, which you don't really mind.

A robotic arm pulls a kettle bell out of a hidden hatch and offers it to you. You politely decline.

Two patented Stretch-O-Mat grippers pop out of the machine and grab you by the <thigh> and the <skull>. They give them a nice stretch. You'd thank this thing if it had a face.

Fumble Message:

A robotic arm pulls a kettle bell out of a hidden hatch and offers it to you. You politely decline. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Just before it blows up, the machine grabs you and forces you to do one last workout.
You gain X Fortitude.
You gain X Enchantedness.
You gain X Sarcasm.
Aparts.gifYou acquire an item: automa-bot parts (50% chance)*

Occurs at The Home of The Future.

Notes

  • The last workout initially gives +3 to all substats, increasing by 1 for each exercise robot defeated (resetting at rollover). This is in addition to the combat's normal substat gains.