Evil vihuela-playing mariachi
| Evil vihuela-playing mariachi | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 662 |
| Locations | A Large Chamber |
| Hit Points | 21 |
| Attack | 24 |
| Defense | 24 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
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| Quest | a creased paper strip, a crinkled paper strip, a crumpled paper strip, a folded paper strip, a ragged paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a torn paper strip, evil vihuela |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an evil vihuela-playing mariachiThis is an evil mariachi (are there any other kind?) armed with what is basically a special South of the Border guitar, only not exactly.
I mean, it's not exactly a guitar, not that he's not exactly armed with it. He's definitely armed with it. And prepared to lay the tortazo-abajo on you.
Hit Message(s):
He plays you a tune, and then beats you over the head with his instrument when you don't seem impressed. Oof! Oof!
He plays a quick burst of "La Cucaracha" at you, and you are instantly attacked by a huge swarm of cockroaches! Which is a pretty strange coincidence, I mean, he didn't actually summon them on purpose or anything. Ouch! Argh!
He sings, "miro como ando mujer, por tu querer." When you don't understand the lyrics, he goes all Pedro Townshend on you with the vihuela. Argh! Oof!
He sings a few verses of "Cielito Lindo," then punches you when you don't tip him. Ooh! Argh!
He sings a verse of "Dos Arbolitos." A tree falls on your head, making a sound. Ow! Oof!
He tries to explain his not-a-guitar to you, but every time he says 'vihuela', you say 'gesundheit', and eventually he gets angry and tries to beat you up instead. Ooh! Ugh!
He performs a spirited South of the Border hat dance. With your hat. With your head still in it. Ooh! Eek!
He plays a tune on his sorta-guitar, but it's not one you recognize.
He plays you a pretty snappy little number. You applaud appreciatively.
He sings a few verses of "Cielito Lindo." You follow his instructions and sing and don't cry.
He sings a verse of "Dos Arbolitos." It's not as good as "Dos Arrrrbolitos," the song that the pirate mariachis play.
He starts to attack you, but you make fun of his weird little guitar until he cries. Dang man, that's just mean.
He strums his vihuela and hums. Looks like he just wants echar sus versos del alma.
He starts playing his guitar-thing at you, but goes too fast and cramps up. Dick Dale he ain't. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: a creased paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a crumpled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a crinkled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a folded paper strip (30 chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a ragged paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a ripped paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a rumpled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a torn paper strip (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: evil vihuela |
Occurs in A Large Chamber.
Notes
- A maximum of 15 evil vihuelas can drop per ascension.
