Evil spaghetti cultist

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Evil spaghetti cultist
Monster ID 656
Locations A Large Chamber
Hit Points 18
Attack 21
Defense 18
Initiative 20
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
None
Quest a creased paper strip, a crinkled paper strip, a crumpled paper strip, a folded paper strip, a ragged paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a rumpled paper strip, a torn paper strip
Manuel Entry
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evil spaghetti cultist You're fighting an evil spaghetti cultist

You have encountered some sort of weird cultist. You know he's a cultist because he's wearing dark red robes with a hood that covers his face, and he keeps chanting stuff like "Vermicelli, capellini, orecchiette, ziti!" over and over.

That and he's trying to stab you with one of those little curved daggers that cultists seem to like.

Hit Message(s):

He slices your still-beating heart out of your chest and offers it up as a sacrifice to his dark gods. Well, not really, but he makes a pretty good attempt. Ouch! Argh!

He forces you to watch a cult film. During one scene, he pelts you with uncooked rice. It stings a little. Ow! Argh!

He raises his arms into the air and calls upon his demonic overlords to rain their justice down upon you. Then he stabs you while you're looking at the ceiling. Argh! Ouch!

He shouts, "Ia! Ia! Rotini polenta!" and stabs you in the <skull>. Ugh! Eek!

He slices up your <eye> with his little curved knife. It hurts a disproportionate amount. Eek! Oof!

He whips you with a wet noodle. When that fails to get your attention, he just stabs you. Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He starts telling you about the body thetans and how important it is to hit yourself in the <giblets> to make them go away. He makes a pretty convincing argument, so... Ooh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He attempts to offer you up as a sacrifice to his dark gods, but you dodge.

He forces you to watch a cult film, but you sit back and make fun of it.

He raises his arms, calling upon his demonic overlords to smite you. Nothing happens. He looks a bit miffed.

He rearranges the letters in your name, droning on about how important it is to read your anagrams.

He starts to swing at you with his little curved knife, but you make fun of its size and he gets all flustered.

He tries to whip you with a wet noodle, but you use your noodle and dodge.

Fumble Message:

He charges at you with a threatening scream, but trips over the hem of his robe and falls down. You wince sympathetically. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a creased paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a crinkled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a crumpled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a folded paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a ragged paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a ripped paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a rumpled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a torn paper strip (30% chance)*
You gain 5 <substat>.

Occurs in A Large Chamber.

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