Evil spaghetti cult technician

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Evil spaghetti cult technician
Monster ID 808
Locations The Temple Portico
Hit Points 150
Attack 140
Defense 126
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
spaghetti cult mask, spaghetti cult rosary
Manuel Entry
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evil spaghetti cult technician You're fighting an evil spaghetti cult technician

Naturally, in a cult, you've got the chanting underlings, and the blood-drenched priests, and the middle-managers who organize everything. But who's the guy who has to actually go out and kidnap and drug the sacrifices? Who has to sharpen the knives, and make sure the PA system is working and has Carmina Burana cued up and ready? Who has to mop the floor afterwards? Who, in other words, is the one who actually gets stuff done?

Yup, it's this guy. Underpaid, underappreciated, and eager for a chance to go a little postal. Oh look! Here's his chance!

Hit Message(s):

He applies a strip of duct tape to your <neck>, then rips it off really fast. Eek! Ooh! Oof!

He mumbles about how it's always *him* who has to dig out people's eyeballs with a multitool. AIEEEE! Eek! Oof! Ugh!

He pulls out his multitool and fastens the pliers around your <giblets>. You feel much more pliant. Oof! Ooh! Ouch!

He uses his wire cutters to clip one of your fingers off. Ow! Ugh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out his multitool, and in rapid succession does unseemly things to you with a pair of pliers, a can opener, a screwdriver, and a rasp. Ow! Eek! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He stops to have a coffee break.

He stops to fix a short in one of the speakers on the PA system.

He pulls out his multitool, but can't decide whether to hit you with the can opener or the pliers.

He stops to sharpen the sacrificial knives. Nothing's more embarrassing than stabbing a beast with your steely knife, and having it not die.

Fumble Message:

He stops for a coffee break, then follows that with a smoke break, a bathroom break, and a lunch break. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Spagmask.gifYou acquire an item: spaghetti cult mask
Spagrosary.gifYou acquire an item: spaghetti cult rosary

Occurs in The Temple Portico.