Evil Teddy Bear

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Familiar number: 62
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Evil Teddy Bear

Need some protection? Let him be your teddy bear Just don't turn your back.

Attacks enemies, and absorbs enemy attacks for you

Ability: Attacks opponent and blocks opponent's attacks simultaneously, but loses experience when it does so

Throne/Bjorn: Combat Initiative +20%, sometimes stuns

Hatchling: evil teddy bear

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

Regular message:
<name> leaps at your opponent, sinking its fell felt claws and teeth into his head, causing X damage. Your opponent rips <name> off of him violently, causing stuffing to go flying.
Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
<name> bares its felt fangs at your opponent. <He> falls over laughing, too amused to attack this round.
Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
<name> appears over your shoulder and sneers at your opponent. Nonplussed, they forget to attack you.
With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
<name> winks like an evil leprechaun from under the Tam O'Shanter.
With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
<name> does a Danse Macabre around the maypole.
With wax lips equipped:
<name>'s fangs poke through the wax lips.

Arena Messages

When entered in an obstacle course:
<name> has a tough time with the mud pits in the obstacle course, because he keeps soaking up the mud instead of running through it.

The second line of the haiku is a reference to the Elvis Presley song, "Teddy Bear."
The "Danse Macabre" mentioned in the miniature gravy-covered maypole message is a reference to the medieval allegory on the universality of death.
Teddy bears in the Super Nintendo game EarthBound were used to absorb damage, and died after taking a few hits.