Evil Olive

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Evil Olive
Monster ID 136
Locations Inside the Palindome
Hit Points 140
Attack 145
Defense 130
No-Hit 155
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts pimento
Drops
bottle of gin, jumbo olive, olive
Manuel Entry
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Evil Olive You're fighting an Evil Olive

Man, I think the olives have gone bad. Especially this one.

Hit Message(s):

It squirts pimento juice in your eye. OW! Oof! Eek!

It bites you with tiny olive-y teeth. It hurts more than you'd expect. Argh! Eek!

It spits an olive seed at you. It bounces off your cornea, which hurts a little. Ouch! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It summons a mountain of olives, which avalanche down on you. You feel like you've been run over by several other reindeer. Argh! Ouch! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It squirts pimento juice at your eyes, but you blink fast.

It tries to bite you with tiny olive-y teeth, but backs off when it sees your martini tattoo.

It spits an olive seed at you, but can't spit hard enough to make it hurt.

Fumble Message:

It summons a mountain of olives to bury you, but you eat your way out. You like olives. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of gin (29.5% chance)*
Olive.gifYou acquire an item: jumbo olive (11.1% chance)*
Olive.gifYou acquire an item: olive (39.0% chance)*
You gain 36-37 <substat>.

Occurs Inside the Palindome.

Notes

  • There was a rumor that the Evil Olive cannot hit you if you have the martini tattoo, but this has been disproven.
  • The failed attack text "It tries to bite you...but backs off when it sees your martini tattoo" can still occur even when you haven't yet unlocked the martini tattoo.

History

  • The image for this monster was silently changed on February 18, 2014. It used to be:
    Evilolive.gif

References

  • The fumble message text "It summons a mountain of olives to bury you, but you eat your way out. You like olives." is a reference to a song by Dan Bern called "Jerusalem". The verse is as follows: "I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem/Mmmm Jerusalem sweet Jerusalem/And all I ate was olives/Nothing but olives/Mountains of olives/It was a good ten days/I like olives/I like you too."
  • The critical hit message is a reference to the children's book or the TV version of "Olive, the Other Reindeer", which is based on a mondegreen for the Christmas carol "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (where "all of the other reindeer" is misheard as "Olive, the other reindeer").