Escalatormaster™

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Escalatormaster™
Monster ID 1488
Locations The Inner Wolf Gym
Hit Points 75% of Monster Defense
Attack Player's Moxie +3 (min 50, max 1000)
Defense Player's Muscle +3 (min 50, max 1000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts handle, lever, riser, tread
Drops
sweatband, ankleweights, sweat socks, pint of sweat, Jerks' Health™ Magazine, Five Second Energy™, gym shorts
Manuel Entry
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Escalatormaster™ You're fighting an Escalatormaster™

This is a down escalator that you run on to simulate running up and[sic] endless flight of stairs, never reaching the top, falling and breaking an ankle if you stop for even a moment.

It's good training for being one of the cannon fodder teens in a slasher movie.

Hit Message(s):

You miss a step, miss another, and smack your elbow on the next stair up. Oof! Ugh!

You trip and bonk your head on one of the escalator's risers. Ooh! Ooh!

You trip and hit the lever that reverses the direction, then fall backwards down the stairs while they're traveling up, so it's like falling down an infinite staircase. It takes forever to get your balance again Oof! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Your inner wolf huffs and puffs.
Lung.gif +1 Wolf Lung Capacity
Sweatband.gifYou acquire an item: sweatband (% chance)*
Ankleweights.gifYou acquire an item: ankleweights (% chance)*
Sweatsocks.gifYou acquire an item: sweat socks (% chance)*
Moonshine.gifYou acquire an item: pint of sweat (% chance)*
Jhmagazine.gifYou acquire an item: Jerks' Health™ Magazine (% chance)*
5secondenergy.gifYou acquire an item: Five Second Energy™ (% chance)*

Occurs at The Inner Wolf Gym.

Notes

  • Scales to your stats, capped at 1000, before Monster Level additions.
  • This monster cannot be copied.