|Locations||The Inner Wolf Gym|
|Hit Points||75% of Monster Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie +3 (min 50, max 1000)|
|Defense||Player's Muscle +3 (min 50, max 1000)|
|Monster Parts||handle, lever, riser, tread|
This is a down escalator that you run on to simulate running up and[sic] endless flight of stairs, never reaching the top, falling and breaking an ankle if you stop for even a moment.
It's good training for being one of the cannon fodder teens in a slasher movie.
You miss a step, miss another, and smack your elbow on the next stair up. Ouch! Oof!
You trip and bonk your head on one of the escalator's risers. Ooh! Argh!
You trip and hit the lever that reverses the direction, then fall backwards down the stairs while they're traveling up, so it's like falling down an infinite staircase. It takes forever to get your balance again Ouch! Ooh!
+1 Wolf Lung Capacity
|You acquire an item: sweatband (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ankleweights (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: sweat socks (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: pint of sweat (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Jerks' Health™ Magazine (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Five Second Energy™ (% chance)*|
Occurs at The Inner Wolf Gym.
- Scales to your stats, capped at 1000, before Monster Level additions.
- This monster cannot be copied.