There are six pairs of Epic Pants in the Kingdom of Loathing, one for each class. They are obtained by defeating the Nemesis in The Nemesis' Lair.
Epic Pants all share similar properties: they have a power of 125, they require 30 points in the appropriate class's main stat, and they boost their class's main stat by 11 (but only for that class). They also have another enchantment related to their class's strengths.
- The Seal Clubber's Epic Pants are Krakrox's Loincloth
- The Turtle Tamer's Epic Pants are the Galapagosian Cuisses
- The Pastamancer's Epic Pants are the Angelhair Culottes
- The Sauceror's Epic Pants are the Newman's Own Trousers
- The Disco Bandit's Epic Pants are the Volartta's bellbottoms
- The Accordion Thief's Epic Pants are the Lederhosen of the Night