Entire Shoplifter
| Entire Shoplifter | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1676 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel | costume rental shop |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Entire Shoplifter"Hey there," you say to a slim woman in a black mask, "are you here for the Kingdom's Strongest Adventurer contest? You aren't nearly as bulked-up as all these dudes."
"It's all about leverage," she says, and pulls an entire literal hardware store out of her shoulder-bag. "Leverage and storage space." You dive frantically out of the way as she slams the building onto the ground where you were standing.
Hit Message(s):
She slams an Asian imports store into the ground, and it shatters like a cheap novelty katana, spraying you with shuriken and fake jade Buddha statuettes. Ooh! Oof! Ooh!
She throws a construction materials warehouse at you. It's a brick house filled with the materials to make brick houses. Ow! Oof! Argh!
She pulls a large stone cathedral out of her bag, and spears you with the pointy steeple bit. Argh! Ooh! Eek!
She shakes a Williams-Sonoma at you, filling the air with chefs' knives and fondue forks.
She pulls a commercial real-estate agent out of her bag, and pounds you with it. Since that's a store that sells other stores, that means it hurts twice as much. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Ow!
She throws an Austrailian imports store at you, but you duck. And then she has to duck as well.
She throws a construction materials warehouse at you, but fortunately some falling cinderblocks form a wall that protects you from the rest of the shrapnel.
She tries to hit you with a cathedral, but you aren't the religious type. (Or if you are, it's a different sort of cathedral.)
She shakes a Bed, Bath, and Beyond at you. The rain of pillows and bath beads is less than effective.
She pulls a stuffed-animal store out of her bag, and hesitates. "Hmm, that one's no good."
"What are you talking about?" you ask. "It's still an entire brick building! What difference do the contents make?" (FUMBLE!)
You try to attack her, but suddenly there's an armored car dealership in the way.
(blocks your attack)
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Strongest Adventurer contest).
