Entire Shoplifter

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Entire Shoplifter
Monster ID 1676
Locations A Crowd of Adventurers
Hit Points 0
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Manuel costume rental shop
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Entire Shoplifter You're fighting an Entire Shoplifter

"Hey there," you say to a slim woman in a black mask, "are you here for the Kingdom's Strongest Adventurer contest? You aren't nearly as bulked-up as all these dudes."

"It's all about leverage," she says, and pulls an entire literal hardware store out of her shoulder-bag. "Leverage and storage space." You dive frantically out of the way as she slams the building onto the ground where you were standing.

Hit Message(s):

She slams an Asian imports store into the ground, and it shatters like a cheap novelty katana, spraying you with shuriken and fake jade Buddha statuettes. Ooh! Oof! Ouch!

She throws a construction materials warehouse at you. It's a brick house filled with the materials to make brick houses. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!

She pulls a large stone cathedral out of her bag, and spears you with the pointy steeple bit. Argh! Eek! Ugh!

She shakes a Williams-Sonoma at you, filling the air with chefs' knives and fondue forks.

Critical Hit Message:

She pulls a commercial real-estate agent out of her bag, and pounds you with it. Since that's a store that sells other stores, that means it hurts twice as much. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

She throws an Austrailian imports store at you, but you duck. And then she has to duck as well.

She throws a construction materials warehouse at you, but fortunately some falling cinderblocks form a wall that protects you from the rest of the shrapnel.

She tries to hit you with a cathedral, but you aren't the religious type. (Or if you are, it's a different sort of cathedral.)

She shakes a Bed, Bath, and Beyond at you. The rain of pillows and bath beads is less than effective.

Fumble Message:

She pulls a stuffed-animal store out of her bag, and hesitates. "Hmm, that one's no good."

"What are you talking about?" you ask. "It's still an entire brick building! What difference do the contents make?" (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

You try to attack her, but suddenly there's an armored car dealership in the way.
(blocks your attack)

After Combat

Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Strongest Adventurer contest).