Endangered inflatable white tiger

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Endangered inflatable white tiger
Monster ID 609
Locations The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
Hit Points 99999
Attack 99999
Defense 89999
No-Hit 100009
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Drops
None
Manuel Entry
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endangered inflatable white tiger You're fighting an endangered inflatable white tiger

A (rather squeaky) roar greets you as you step onto the landing, and you come face to face with a terrifying inflatable white tiger, the most rare and dangerous of the Kingdom's inflatable wildlife! They're also nearly extinct, due to thorny jungle plants, and poachers who collect their skins to make novelty pool toys, but here it's safe from those dangers -- safe to hunt hapless adventurers like you.

Hit Message(s):

It tears into you with its huge fangs. It hurts a lot more than you might expect. Eek! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Eek! Ooh!

It tears huge gashes in you with its razor-sharp claws. Those seams, man, ow. Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to you[sic] in the <eye>, but misses.

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With a whooph of exhaled breath, you launch the blowgun dart into the hide of the inflatable beast. It responds with a whistling sort of pthbbbbbb noise, and flies erratically out of the window, never to trouble anyone again.

Man, what would inflatable Siegfried and Roy say about that?

You gain some <substat>.

Formerly occurred at The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs). Can still be encountered via Wishing.

Notes

  • This monster cannot be copied.
  • This monster's combat weakness is the pygmy blowgun.
  • If you lose, you will receive a hint as to which item to use.
    • First hint: Do you know anything about dealing with deadly inflatable jungle beasts? Yeah, me neither.
    • Second hint: There must be some way to take the wind out of its sails.
    • Third hint: Maybe you could get some help from people that actually hunt them.
    • Fourth hint: There's probably some jungle tribe that knows how to pop a cap in this thing's ass.
    • Fifth hint: Maybe a pygmy blowgun from the Hidden City is what you're looking for here.

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