You're pretty embarrassed -- you feel less Moxious.
- Calculate the Universe (with a final result of 4) (100 Adventures)
- patchouli incense stick (5 Adventures)
- The Big Book of Pirate Insults or Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery (1 adventure -- only if the pirate has a successful comeback)
- lewd playing card (N Adventures, where N equals the number of cards used. The cards are not consumed.)
- Can be removed by casting Disco Nap or Disco Power Nap, using a tiny house, or casting Saucy Salve (not quickly) with a Frumious Bandersnatch active.