Elf Operative

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Elf Operative
Festive field agent he wears a great many hats all of them pointy

Increases item drops and stats after combat
Has a very particular set of skills

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Ability: Has the properties of both a Baby Gravy Fairy and a Blood-Faced Volleyball; sometimes gives items.

Throne/Bjorn: Cannot sit in the throne.

Hatchling: elf sleeper agent

Familiar-Specific Equipment: red-and-green microcamera

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+30% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+25% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• After combat, granting +stats:

  <familiar> touches his earpiece, nods, and gives you a thumbs up. (+X Stats)

  <familiar> turns toward you and very nearly smiles. (+X Stats)

  <familiar> nods at you approvingly. (+X Stats)

• After combat, granting +items:

  <familiar> pulls out a little flashlight and shines it around, helping you find extra stuff.

  <familiar> does a sweep of the area, on the lookout for extra items.

  <familiar> scans the perimeter, on the lookout for extra items.

• After combat, occasionally:

  "This might prove useful in shoring up your resources," <familiar> posits.

You acquire an item: cobbled-together Meat detector

or

• "If you wear a tuxedo and carry a clipboard, you'll get thrown out of a lot of places. One or the other, though? Great disguise."

You acquire an item: discarded bowtie

or

• "I always stock up in case of an emergency," <familiar> says and hands you some rations.

You acquire an item: elf army field rations

or

• "Looks like rain, boss, this'll cover you," <familiar> says.

You acquire an item: elf army poncho

or

• <familiar> looks glassy-eyed and tells you, "A buddy of mine took one of these back in twenty-two, it should have been me."

You acquire an item: gingernade

or

• "Here you go, Boss. Shaken, not stirred, twist of peppermint."

You acquire an item: martiny

or

• <familiar> gives you a worried look and tosses you a syringe.

You acquire an item: prototype stimulant

or

• "I learned to use these back in 'blam" <familiar> says, tossing you a net.

You acquire an item: really nice net

or

• "You're going to need this if our intel is correct," <familiar> says forebodingly while tossing you something.

You acquire an item: sew-on bandage

or

• "Elf-tactical wear is very flexible, try this on," <familiar> suggests.

You acquire an item: tailored vest

or

• "Boss, this will keep you alert for the coming events," <familiar> says and hands you a thermos.

You acquire an item: tin thermos of chai

or

• "If this op goes south, trypto all the hostiles and wait for extraction!"

You acquire an item: tryptophan dart

• Cannot be enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  That familiar doesn't want to go in the Crown of Thrones.

• Cannot be Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  Light glints off <name>'s sunglasses, barely visible beneath the tam.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> taps his foot and peers dispassionately at the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  The wax lips mask <name>'s expressionlessness.

Arena Messages

• None - familiar has no weaknesses.

References

• The familiar's description of having a 'very particular set of skills' is a reference to a quote by the character Bryan Mills (played by Liam Neeson) in the 2008 movie "Taken", when announcing that he will pursue and kill the captors of his daughter if they do not let her go.