Elf Guard steward

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Elf Guard steward
Monster ID 2426
Locations A Cafe Divided, while in the Crimbuccaneer rigging
Hit Points 0
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, ear, head, leg, torso
Drops
1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard clipboard, Elf Guard payroll bag
Manuel Entry
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Elf Guard steward You're fighting an Elf Guard steward

This is one of the elves that manages the financial affairs of the Elf Guard. Since they manufacture most of their supplies with magic, this job is largely limited to making sure the elves get paid at regular intervals, four times a day.

Hit Message(s):

She pulls out her clipboard and makes a little tickmark next to "stab this adventurer in the <calf>." Argh! Ouch! Ouch!

She delivers a paycheck to a nearby Elf Guard soldier, who is so delighted by it that they shoot you in the <head>. Eek! Ow! Oof!

She pulls out an MPC, wads it up, and jams it down your throat. Ugh! Eek! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

She pulls out an MPC, wads it up, and jams it down your throat. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ugh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

She gets distracted by some error on her clipboard, and has to spend a few minutes marking it up with a red pen.

She can't attack you right now, because a bunch of other soldiers are pestering her about when they're going to get paid next.

She starts to attack you, but then notices a T that isn't crossed on a nearby sign and stomps over to fix it.

Fumble Message:

She gets distracted by some error on her clipboard, and has to spend a few minutes marking it up with a red pen. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Egmoney.gifYou acquire 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs
Egmoneybag.gifYou acquire an item: Elf Guard payroll bag (5% chance)*
Egclipboard.gifYou acquire an item: Elf Guard clipboard (0.5% chance)*

Occurs at A Cafe Divided, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer rigging.

Notes