Elf Guard provisioner

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Elf Guard provisioner
Monster ID 2425
Locations A Cafe Divided, while in the Crimbuccaneer rigging
Hit Points 0
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, ear, head, leg, torso
Drops
1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts, peppermint tack
Manuel Entry
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Elf Guard provisioner You're fighting an Elf Guard provisioner

This is one of the elves in charge of running food supplies to the boys in red and white on the front lines. He's also one of the only elves who knows where they keep the food when there's not a war going.

Hit Message(s):

He pulls out a turkey leg and smacks you in the <forehead> with it. Then he throws it away, because elves hate savory things. Oof! Eek! Argh! (sleaze damage)

He pulls out a candy cane and pokes you in the eye with it. Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Argh!

He slings a graham cracker at you like a shuriken, doing s'more damage to your <ear>. Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a turkey leg and smacks you in the <elbow> with it. Then he throws it away, because elves hate savory things. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Eek! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He throws a dinner roll at you, but you've been to one of those restaurants where they do that, and you just catch it.

He pulls out a candy cane, but a different elf eats it before he can attack you with it.

He slings a graham cracker at your <ear>, but you deflect it by throwing a marshmallow at it.

Fumble Message:

He throws a dinner roll at you, but you've been to one of those restaurants where they do that, and you just catch it. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Egmoney.gifYou acquire 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs
Egpeptack.gifYou acquire an item: peppermint tack (5% chance)*
Book.gifYou acquire an item: Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (0.5% chance)*

Occurs at A Cafe Divided, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer rigging.

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