Elf Guard convict

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Elf Guard convict
Monster ID 2393
Locations Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War, The Embattled Factory
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000)
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, ear
Drops
1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard hotpants
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Elf Guard convict You're fighting an Elf Guard convict

This elf went to prison as a consciencious objector to the war, but then they started drafting prisoners, so I guess the military always gets the last laugh.

Hit Message(s):

He grabs a spoon, sharpens its handle, and stabs you in the <skull> with it. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Ow! Argh! Argh! Argh! Ooh!

He pulls out a plastic bag full of pruno and squirts it all over your <shoulder>. Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Argh! (stench damage)

He uses some of the skills he learned in prison to convince some bigger elves to beat you up for him. Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a plastic bag full of pruno and squirts it all over your <calf>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Oof! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to stab you with a spoon, but it doesn't do any damage because he forgot to sharpen it first.

He pauses to take a big swig from a plastic bag of pruno.

He uses some of the skills he learned in prison to fashion an oven out of trash and bake some cookies.

Fumble Message:

He pauses to take a big swig from a plastic bag of pruno. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Egmoney.gifYou acquire 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs (100% chance)*
Egpants.gifYou acquire an item: Elf Guard hotpants (?% chance)*

Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War and The Embattled Factory while not wearing either of the Crimbuccaneer rigging or Elf Guard Fatigues outfits.