Elf Guard conscript
| Elf Guard conscript | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2392 |
| Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War, The Embattled Factory |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, ear |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard conscriptWhen they asked this elf what he wanted to be when he grew up, he wouldn't have said "a soldier." He probably wanted to be a present-wrapper, or do quality control on wooden trains.
He's doing his best, though, and his parents will be proud of him when this is all over. Assuming... y'know.
Hit Message(s):
He swings his adorable little cavalry saber at your <shins>. He misses, but accidentally hits your <solar plexus>. Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Eek!
He freezes like a deer in headlights. A more experienced soldier takes pity on him and shoots you in the <elbow>. Eek! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Eek!
He pulls a radio out of his pocket and screams "HELP!? HELP!?" into it. A few seconds later, a mortar shell flies over the horizon and explodes against your <arse>. Oof! Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Ugh!
He swings his adorable little cavalry saber at your <thigh>. He misses, but accidentally hits your <forehead>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Ouch!
He tries to stab you with his cavalry saber, but he's never really used it before, so he only manages to stab the ground. Poor guy. He's really trying.
He raises a rifle to shoot you, but can't bring himself to pull the trigger. Aww.
He pulls a radio out of his poket[sic] to call in an artillery strike, but he can't figure out how to turn it on.
He tries to stab you with his cavalry saber, but he's never really used it before, so he only manages to stab the ground. Poor guy. He's really trying. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard patrol cap (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War and The Embattled Factory while not wearing either of the Crimbuccaneer rigging or Elf Guard Fatigues outfits.
