Elf Guard armorer
| Elf Guard armorer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2434 |
| Locations | The Armory Up In Arms, while in the Crimbuccaneer rigging |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, ear, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard armorerNot all military jobs are glamorous, but they're all important. This guy makes armor and clothes for the Elf Guard.
I should have also mentioned that not all military jobs are funny.
Hit Message(s):
He hits you in the <nipple> with a piece of <nipple> armor. It's an ironic injury. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!
He makes you a helmet, but it's way too tight, and it cracks your skull a little bit. Argh! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Ow!
He makes you a helmet, but it's way too tight, and it cracks your skull a little bit. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ow! Argh! Oof! Ow!
He hits you in the <arm>, but you were trying on a nearby piece of <arse> armor, which protects you from the blow.
He tries to pick up an anvil and throw it at you, but he can't lift it. What was he even thinking, there?
He makes you a helmet, but it's way too small so you politely refuse.
He makes you a helmet, but it's way too small so you politely refuse. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs |
 | You acquire an item: Kelflar vest (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elvish underarmor (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Armory Up In Arms, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer rigging.
Notes
- The Kelflar vest and Elvish underarmor are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the Kelflar vest and Elvish underarmor have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
