Elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal

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Elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal
Monster ID 1247
Locations Twin Peak
Hit Points 90
Attack 85
Defense 80
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, trunk, wheels
pestopiary, rusty hedge trimmers
Manuel Entry
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elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal You're fighting an elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal

This topiary animal was definitely made by someone with limited topiary skill and experience. Remember, kids, make sure your arboreal artist is guild-licensed and bonded. Otherwise you could end up with something that looks like an elephant and a meatcar had a one-night stand.

Hit Message(s):

It picks you up with its trunk and throws you into its trunk. That sentence would be less confusing in Great Britain. Ouch! Argh!

It somehow manages to trample and run you over at the same time. Eek! Ouch!

It somehow manages to suck icy water from the nearby fountain in its leafy trunk, and hoses you down with it. Ouch! Ouch!

It runs over your <groin>. You both will never forget that attack. Well, maybe after your bones knit. Oof! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It grabs you in its trunk and squeezes until you turn blue, then throws you under its wheels and peels out on you. Yeesh. Ooh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to pick you up with its trunk, but you hide in its trunk. That sentence would be less confusing in Great Britain.

It can't decide whether to trample or run you over, so does neither.

It gallops toward you, but runs out of meat in its tank before it can get to you. Wait, it's a topiary animal. Eh, nevermind.

You distract it with the promise of some peanuts and an oil change.

Fumble Message:

It gets frightened by a mouse and revs up into a terrified wheelie. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Soupbowl.gifYou acquire an item: pestopiary (15% chance)*
Hedgeclippers.gifYou acquire an item: rusty hedge trimmers (15% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.