EXtreme cross-country hippy
| EXtreme cross-country hippy | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1154 |
| Locations | The eXtreme Slope |
| Hit Points | 65 |
| Attack | 73 |
| Defense | 65 |
| No-Hit | 83 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, dreadlock |
| Pickpocket | enchanted handwarmer |
| Manuel | enchanted muesli |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an eXtreme cross-country hippyThis is a hippy on skis. Did you ever see such a thing? Yes, you did. Just now.
Hit Message(s):
He skis past and whips you with his nasty-ass dreadlocks. Ow! Ooh! (stench damage)
He skis up and whacks you with his ski-pole, and with his horrendous body odor. Argh! Argh! (stench damage)
He pokes you with his ski poles. Man, czech out those poles. Ugh! Argh! Ugh! (stench damage)
He skis up real fast and then skids sideways, sending a wave of blinding snow over you. Man, hippies stink on ice. Ow! Ouch! Ouch! (stench damage)
He skis toward you, jumps off of a mogul (in this case, a film mogul) and rams both skis straight into your skull. You stagger around dazed, looking (ironically enough) like a hippy who has had too many herbs. Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Argh! (stench damage)
He tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before he connects.
He swings his pole at you, but you've already stepped back to escape his body odor.
He tries to poke you with his ski poles, but czechs himself before he connects.
He tries to run you over with his skis, but can't seem to steer.
He skis toward you, but loses control and smacks into a tree. He hangs onto the tree trunk for a few minutes, dazed, while you laugh at the treehugger. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: eXtreme scarf (12.8% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mountain Stream soda (29.7% chance)* |
| You gain 18-19 <substat>. |
Occurs at The eXtreme Slope.
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield an enchanted handwarmer from about 5% of pickpocket attempts.
