EXtreme cross-country hippy

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EXtreme cross-country hippy
Monster ID 1154
Locations The eXtreme Slope
Hit Points 65
Attack 73
Defense 65
No-Hit 83
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, dreadlock
eXtreme scarf, Mountain Stream soda
Pickpocket enchanted handwarmer
Manuel enchanted muesli
Manuel Entry
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eXtreme cross-country hippy You're fighting an eXtreme cross-country hippy

This is a hippy on skis. Did you ever see such a thing? Yes, you did. Just now.

Hit Message(s):

He skis past and whips you with his nasty-ass dreadlocks. Ow! Argh! (stench damage)

He skis up and whacks you with his ski-pole, and with his horrendous body odor. Oof! Argh! (stench damage)

He pokes you with his ski poles. Man, czech out those poles. Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! (stench damage)

He skis up real fast and then skids sideways, sending a wave of blinding snow over you. Man, hippies stink on ice. Eek! Ugh! Argh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He skis toward you, jumps off of a mogul (in this case, a film mogul) and rams both skis straight into your skull. You stagger around dazed, looking (ironically enough) like a hippy who has had too many herbs. Ow! Eek! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before he connects.

He swings his pole at you, but you've already stepped back to escape his body odor.

He tries to poke you with his ski poles, but czechs himself before he connects.

He tries to run you over with his skis, but can't seem to steer.

Fumble Message:

He skis toward you, but loses control and smacks into a tree. He hangs onto the tree trunk for a few minutes, dazed, while you laugh at the treehugger. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Scarf.gifYou acquire an item: eXtreme scarf (12.8% chance)*
Soda.gifYou acquire an item: Mountain Stream soda (29.7% chance)*
You gain 18-19 <substat>.

Occurs at The eXtreme Slope.