Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier

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Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier
Monster ID 290
Locations A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)
Hit Points 30
Attack 30
Defense 27
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade
Pickpocket lucky lighter
Manuel Entry
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Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier You're fighting a Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier

As you make your way across the battlefield, you are spotted by one of the blue-shirted Dyspepsi-Cola soldiers. He charges at you, shouting "Gotta have it!" Before you can ask "Gotta have what?", he attempts to skewer you with his sword.

Hit Message(s):

He belches a hideous belch at you. You feel faint. Ouch! Argh! Ugh!

With all the alacrity that caffeine and sugar can provide, he swings his sword and catches you in the <giblets>. Oof! Ooh! Ow!

He hits you with a blow so hard, it makes your teeth hurt. Ouch! Argh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He runs up to you and puts a can of soda in your pocket. "Thanks," you say, but after a second it becomes obvious that the can of soda was actually a grenade. Point blank grenade action, man. Ouch. Argh! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He belches at you, but you belch right back. High comedy!

He starts to attack, but gets a migraine from overdosing on caffeine.

He starts to attack you, but you tell him what "dyspepsia" means, and he's momentarily distracted.

Fumble Message:

He tosses a cola grenade at you, but you convince a nearby Cloaca-Cola soldier to throw himself on it. What a sucke... I mean... hero. What a hero. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Dyspepsi.gifYou acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola (17.3% chance)*
Dyspepsi.gifYou acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola (11.6% chance)*
Dyspepsi.gifYou acquire an item: Dyspepsi grenade (4.5% chance)*
You gain 7-8 <substat>.

Occurs at A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform).



  • Dyspepsi-Cola is a reference to Pepsi Cola
  • "Gotta Have It" was a slogan for Pepsi during the real-life Cola Wars