Dyspepsi-Cola
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This is a can of Dyspepsi-Cola, one of the two indistinguishable frontrunners in the Kingdom of Loathing Cola Wars. (In-game plural: cans of Dyspepsi-Cola) |
Obtained From
- The Cola Wars Battlefield (In the Cloaca-Cola Uniform)
- Dyspepsi-Cola General (2)
- Dyspepsi-Cola Knight (2)
- Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier (2)
- The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm
- 1335 HaXx0r
- Items
- Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations (6)
When Used
- From inventory:
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You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good. | ||
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- From inventory with Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen equipped:
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You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good. Your canteen makes 'em taste even better! | ||
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- From inventory, with Popping Stomach effect:
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You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good. | ||
Your stomach explodes. |
![]() | You lose 20-28 hit points. |
![]() | You acquire an effect: Beaten Up (duration: 10 Adventures) |
- In combat:
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You quickly guzzle the can of soda. | ||
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Uses
Notes
- If you drink this from your inventory while you have the Popping Stomach effect, your stomach will explode.
- If you use it while in combat, even if you have the Popping Stomach effect, your innards will remain intact.
- The old can picture:
was changed on October 27, 2005 to the present one:
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References
- Dispepsi is an album by the band Negativland, a purported favorite of Jick's. The misspelling was to avoid legal action, and the title appears nowhere on the album itself.
- Dyspepsi-Cola references the illness dyspepsia, defined as a constant stomach pain.
- The stomach explosion is a reference to the myth that soda, when taken with Pop Rocks, will produce enough gas to cause the stomach to explode.
- This is also a reference to Pepsi Cola, particularly the description about them being one of two majors fighting in the KoL Cola Wars (à la Pepsi Cola versus Coca Cola).
See Also
Zapping
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Cloaca-Cola | Dyspepsi-Cola | Mountain Stream soda |
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Collection
![]() | TOP 10 Dyspepsi-Cola collections |
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6. Everethius - 31915 | 7. Hockster - 20525 | 8. Keptuvis - 18404 | 9. Babbat56 - 15651 | 10. Mistress of the Obvious - 12173 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings |