Dyspepsi-Cola

Dyspepsi-Cola This is a can of Dyspepsi-Cola, one of the two indistinguishable frontrunners in the Kingdom of Loathing Cola Wars. (Cocktailcrafting ingredient) Type: usable (also usable in combat) Selling Price: 52 Meat. Restores 10-14 MP (In-game plural: cans of Dyspepsi-Cola)

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Obtained From

The Cola Wars Battlefield (In the Cloaca-Cola Uniform)

Dyspepsi-Cola General (2)

Dyspepsi-Cola Knight (2)

Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier (2)

The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm

1335 HaXx0r

Items

Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations (6)

When Used

• From inventory:

You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good.

You gain 10-14 Mana Points.

• From inventory with Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen equipped:

You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good. Your canteen makes 'em taste even better!

You gain 20-28 Mana Points.

• From inventory, with Popping Stomach effect:

You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good.

You gain 10-14 Mana Points. Your stomach explodes.

You lose 20-28 hit points.

You acquire an effect: Beaten Up (duration: 10 Adventures)

• In combat:

	You quickly guzzle the can of soda.
	You gain 10-14 Mana Points.

Uses

• rum and cola
• whiskey and cola

Notes

• If you drink this from your inventory while you have the Popping Stomach effect, your stomach will explode.
• If you use it while in combat, even if you have the Popping Stomach effect, your innards will remain intact.
• The old can picture: was changed on October 27, 2005 to the present one:.

References

• Dispepsi is an album by the band Negativland, a purported favorite of Jick's. The misspelling was to avoid legal action, and the title appears nowhere on the album itself.
• Dyspepsi-Cola references the illness dyspepsia, defined as a constant stomach pain.
• The stomach explosion is a reference to the myth that soda, when taken with Pop Rocks, will produce enough gas to cause the stomach to explode.
• This is also a reference to Pepsi Cola, particularly the description about them being one of two majors fighting in the KoL Cola Wars (à la Pepsi Cola versus Coca Cola).

See Also

• MP Restorers

Collection

	TOP 10 Dyspepsi-Cola collections
	1. Killa Kal - 82877 | 2. Shadow Kaze - 70623 | 3. I has a club - 54553 | 4. TheMakeOutHobo - 39174 | 5. GopherPunter - 33093 6. Everethius - 31915 | 7. Hockster - 20525 | 8. Keptuvis - 18404 | 9. Babbat56 - 15651 | 10. Mistress of the Obvious - 12173 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings