Dusty bottle of Merlot
This is an old bottle of Merlot from Lord Spookyraven's private reserve. You know what they say: I'd rather have a full bottle of Merlot in front of me than a full frontal Mermaid battle me. The reason they say that is that they're really not funny. At all.
(In-game plural: dusty bottles of Merlot)
|You drink the wine. You've had better, but you've had worse.|
|You gain 2 Drunkenness.|
- Viewing this item's description with Lord Spookyraven's spectacles in inventory (must be equipped for first Ascension) will reveal a special glyph.
- Prior to the May 14, 2014 revamp of the Spookyraven Manor, this item was listed as "crappy" quality, had its size displayed as "???", and, along with the other dusty bottle of wines, had its consumption randomly chosen.
- The joke being referenced in the description is, "I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy."
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|TOP 10 dusty bottle of Merlot collections|
6. Elux Lucis - 10000 | 7. Ynrikan - 9656 | 8. suac - 5900 | 9. She Who Twaddles Turnips - 5376 | 10. Mistress of the Obvious - 5291
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings