In the Sleazy Back Alley, you happen upon a dumpster. You lift the lid to investigate, and discover a half-orc hobo passed out inside.
"Hmm..." you think to yourself. "This seems like a good opportunity to do... something."
What is it?
|Punch the hobo|
You tap the hobo on the shoulder, and he sits up groggily.
"Huzz... er... whuzza..." he mutters, as he grabs a broken bottle from the dumpster and begins swinging it at you wildly.
|drunken half-orc hobo|
|Rob the hobo|
You take advantage of the rare opportunity presented to you by this hobo -- risk-free pickpocketing practice. Or is it pocketpicking practice? Pockpicketing?
You carefully fish around in the hobo's pockets, and though you find only a tiny bit of Meat, you feel much more confident in your finger dexterity.
|You gain 3-4 Meat.|
|You gain 4-5 Smarm.|
|Look under the hobo|
You roll the hobo over on his back, careful not to wake him up. Digging through the garbage he was resting on, you find a bottle of wine.
You decide that it'd be tragic if the hobo woke up with a stiff back because he was sleeping on the bottle, so you protect him from that fate by gaffling the bottle.
You're such an altruistic Adventurer. Your mother would be proud.
|You acquire an item: Mad Train wine|
Occurs at The Sleazy Back Alley.