Drunksgiving

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Today is Drunksgiving!
Eat, eat, eat, drink, drink, drink!
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Drunksgiving fell on Boozember 7, Year 31 (March 17, 2011), as a combination of Boozember 7th Feast of Boris celebration and real life St. Patrick's Day, which is usually celebrated in-Kingdom as St. Sneaky Pete's Day. During this day, special booze-giving Feast of Boris-style monsters were encountered across the kingdom. These monsters could also be encountered while falling down drunk. Both the Feast of Boris maximum fullness increase and the St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor were active.

Special Items

Special Adventures


Inebriated Tofurkey -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: soy cordial
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie - 3 • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats
  • Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle - 3
  • Hit Points: 75% of Player HP
  • Initiative: Indeterminate
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Hammered Yam Golem -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: marshmallow flambé
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie - 3 • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats
  • Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle - 3
  • Hit Points: 75% of Player HP
  • Initiative: Indeterminate
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Plastered Can of Cranberry Sauce -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: cranberry schnapps
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie - 3 • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats
  • Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle - 3
  • Hit Points: 75% of Player HP
  • Initiative: Indeterminate
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Soused Stuffing Golem -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: breaded beer
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie - 3 • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats
  • Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle - 3
  • Hit Points: 75% of Player HP
  • Initiative: Indeterminate
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Notes

  • Due to the calendar-alignment necessary for this holiday to be celebrated, Drunksgiving appears to be a very rare occurrence. The next time that the criteria are met for its observation is on March 17, 2052.
  • On November 23, 2017, where the real-life Thanksgiving (usually represented by a Feast of Boris) coincided with the in-game El Dia de los Muertos Borrachos, the game celebrated El Dia de los Muertos Borrachos y Agradecido. This event featured similarly drunken Thanksgiving monsters.
  • There is, however, a possibility that these events, or something like them, may occur in 2028, St Sneaky Pete's Day (in-game) and Thanksgiving (real) are on successive days (22-23 Nov), which has on previous occasions been "close enough" for the admins to launch a joint holiday (such as "Arrrborween"). In either case it depends on whether (a) the game still exists, (b) the admins can be bothered, and (c) whether they would rather re-use old content or make new.