Drunk cowpoke
| Drunk cowpoke | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1899 |
| Locations | Investigating a Plaintive Telegram |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 0 |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a drunk cowpokePokin' cows all day gets a mite boring -- it's no wonder these fellers turn to the bottle to get through the day.
RE: Help! Desperados!
This drunken cowpoke has given up cowpokin' for a life of banditry, but he sure hasn't given up drinkin'. Look, it's the Old West, what else is he gonna spend the money on? Gingham?
RE: Big Gambling Tournament Announced
Apparently this guy decided his chances of getting into the tournament would be better if he numbed his pain receptors with whiskey before the brawl. He might end up regretting that decision, if he actually makes it to the poker table.
RE: Madness at the Mine
This cowpoke seems to have taken a second job as a miner, for some extra cash. And then spent all that cash on booze, to try and forget what's been happening in the mine.
RE: Missing: Fancy Man
You tap one of the patrons on the shoulder to ask about Jeff, but he's drunk as a skunk, and apparently interprets your question as a slur about his sister.
RE: Sherriff Wanted
As you're walking toward the sheriff's office to apply for your new job, a drunk cowpoke staggers in front of you and violently pokes you in the chest with a stubby finger.
"This town ain't.. -hic-" he slurs, "this town ain't -hic-"
"What? What ain't this town, exactly?" you ask.
"Hey! Don't make fun of me!" he counters, raising his fists.
Hit Message(s):
He drunkenly swings a fist at your head, and drunkenly loosens your teeth for you. Eek! Oof! Ow!
He lassos... lassoes? He throws a rope around you and punches you in the face a few times while you struggle to get your arms free. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!
He pokes you with a cow-poking stick. Now you know why the cows hated it so much. Ooh! Ouch! Eek!
He winds up a punch that turns your entire skull into hay. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Eek! Oof!
He drunkenly swings a fist at your head, and drunkenly misses.
He throws a lasso at you, but forgets to hold onto the other end.
He tries to poke you with a cow-poking stick, but you're not a cow and are unwilling to stand still while someone does that.
You can smell the whiskey on his fist as it breezes past your nose. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: cow poker (20% chance)* |
Occurs at Investigating a Plaintive Telegram.
Notes
- Somewhat angry, somewhat drunk cowpokes deal 10% of your maximum HP in damage every hit, while very angry, very drunk cowpokes deal 20% of your maximum HP in damage every hit.
- In addition, very angry, very drunk cowpokes have an additional +200% initiative.
