Drownedbeat
| Drownedbeat | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1575 |
| Locations | The Sunken Party Yacht |
| Hit Points | 450 |
| Attack | 400 |
| Defense | 325 |
| Initiative | 25 |
| Meat | 20-30 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Quest | bike rental broupon |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a drownedbeatThis is a guy who rented a bicycle and never returned it. What a jerk! I mean, just because he drowned and turned into a mindless waterlogged zombie is no reason to not return someone else's property. You should teach him a lesson, which he won't remember, because he's a waterlogged zombie.
Hit Message(s):
He punches you right in the face. Seriously. What a jerk. Eek! Oof! Ow! Ugh!
He hits you with a waterlogged fist. It's as effective as a regular fist. Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ow!
He locks a sodden arm around you and throttles you. Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Eek!
He beats on you, then tries to drown you. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ow!
He claws you with his watery fingernails. Your blood is thicker than water, but your skin is thinner than waterlogged fingernails. Ow! Ow! Ugh! Eek!
He kicks you with a watery knee. The water-on-the-knee makes the attack no less effective. Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
He gets on your back, locks his arms around your neck and his legs around your stomach, and squeezes until you feel like an empty toothpaste tube. Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ow!
He tries to beat on you and drown you, but you stay unbeatened and undrowned.
He tries to claw you with his fingernails, but they're too waterlogged.
He tries to hit you with a waterlogged fist, but is too waterlogged in the brain to do it.
He tries to kick you with a watery knee, but his water-on-the-knee is acting up again.
He tries to punch you in the face, but you keep your face away from him.
He tries to throttle you, but is only working at about half throttle.
You remind him that he never returned that bike that one time, and he looks slightly concerned for a few minutes before he inevitably forgets again. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 20-30 Meat (average: 25, stdev: 2.42)* |
 | You acquire an item: bike rental broupon (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Sunken Party Yacht.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
