Drink Categories
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There are several categories or "tiers" of drinks. Each starts with a basic booze, then adds additional ingredients which give better gains in adventures and/or stats. In addition, some drinks are created only as a result of a bartender explosion and cannot be mixed on purpose.
Contents
- 1 Basic Boozes
- 2 Improved Spirits
- 3 Advanced Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
- 4 Advanced Cocktailcrafting Drinks
- 5 Tiny Plastic Sword Base Drinks
- 6 Tiny Plastic Sword Drinks
- 7 Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
- 8 Superhuman Drinks
- 9 Fermenting Powder Drinks
- 10 Mushroom Fermenting Solution Drinks
- 11 Ice-Cold Beer Drinks
- 12 Bartender-in-the-Box Explosion Drinks
- 13 Other Random Drinks
- 14 Drinks That Cannot Be Mixed
- 15 Drinks from Restaurants
- 16 Mafia Wines
- 17 Other Rare Drinks
Basic Boozes
Basic boozes are the foundation on which most drinks are made. Basic boozes may be found, bought, or mixed by fermenting certain fruits. There is no level requirement to consume them. When consumed, they give:
- 3 Drunkenness
- 3 Adventures
The six basic boozes are:
When mixed with a fermenting powder, the following items will yield three bottles of basic booze:
- bowl of rye sprouts (Vodka)
- brown sugar cane (Rum)
- bunch of square grapes (Wine)
- cactus fruit (Tequila)
- cob of corn (Whiskey)
- juniper berries (Gin)
Improved Spirits
Improved spirits are created by upgrading basic boozes using Nash Crosby's Still. Access to the Still requires Superhuman Cocktailcrafting. Improved Spirits require you to be level 2 to drink them; when consumed, improved spirits give:
- 3 Drunkenness
- 4-8 Adventures
The six improved spirits are:
- bottle of Calcutta Emerald
- bottle of Definit
- bottle of Domesticated Turkey
- bottle of Jorge Sinsonte
- bottle of Lieutenant Freeman
- boxed champagne
Advanced Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
Advanced Cocktailcrafting base drinks are mixed using one of the basic boozes and one of the basic mixers: grapefruit, lemon, olive, orange, soda water, and strawberry. Each of the six boozes combines with two mixers, so there are 12 base drinks. Anyone can mix these drinks. There is no level requirement to consume them. When consumed, they give:
- 3 Drunkenness
- 8-10 Substat points of a single stat
- 5-6 Adventures
The 12 Advanced Cocktailcrafting base drinks are:
- margarita
- martini
- monkey wrench
- salty dog
- screwdriver
- strawberry daiquiri
- strawberry wine
- tequila sunrise
- vodka martini
- whiskey and soda
- whiskey sour
- wine spritzer
Additionally, banana daiquiris can be mixed. They yield approximately 6-11 adventures and 10-30 of each substat at the cost of 3 Drunkenness.
Advanced Cocktailcrafting Drinks
Mixing Advanced Cocktailcrafting Drinks requires the Advanced Cocktailcrafting skill. They are mixed from an Advanced Cocktailcrafting base drink and a Cocktailcrafting accessory: coconut shell, little paper umbrella, and magical ice cubes. Each base drink can only be mixed with one particular accessory. These drinks require you to be level 4 to drink them; when consumed, they give:
- 4 Drunkenness
- Either 34-36 of a single substat, or 25-27 of one substat and 8-10 of another
- 10-14 Adventures
The Advanced Cocktailcrafting drinks are:
- ducha de oro
- calle de miel
- pink pony
- rockin' wagon
- roll in the hay
- slip 'n' slide
- ocean motion
- horizontal tango
- perpendicular hula
- slap and tickle
- fuzzbump
- a little sump'm sump'm
The banana base drink, banana daiquiri, can be upgraded to a bungle in the jungle, which gives 13-17 Adventures, 30-100 Fortitude, 50-120 Magicalness, 30-100 Smarm, and 4 Drunkenness.
Tiny Plastic Sword Base Drinks
Tiny plastic sword base drinks can be mixed by anyone. Each basic booze can be mixed with one of the three tiny plastic sword fruits -- cherry, jumbo olive, and lime -- to yield one of these drinks. These drinks require you to be level 3 to drink them; when consumed, they give:
- 3 Drunkenness
- 8-10 Substats (all of a single stat)
- 5-10 Adventures.
The tiny plastic sword base drinks are:
Tiny Plastic Sword Drinks
Tiny plastic sword drinks can be mixed by anyone. These drinks are generally the best in the game if you're trying to maximize your adventures. TPS Drinks require you to be level 6 to drink them; the final drinks give:
- 6 Drunkenness
- 16-20 Stats (all of a single stat)
- 22-26 Adventures
The tiny plastic sword drinks are:
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
Superhuman base drinks combine improved booze and improved mixers, both of which can be obtained by feeding regular booze and mixers into Nash Crosby's Still. The six improved garnishes are:
Mixing improved base drinks requires Superhuman Cocktailcrafting. These drinks require you to be level 3 to drink them; they give:
- 3 Drunkenness
- 16-20 Substats (all in a single stat)
- 5-10 Adventures
The Superhuman base drinks comprise:
- caipifruta
- gibson
- gin and tonic
- mimosette
- parisian cathouse
- rabbit punch
- teqiwila
- tequila sunset
- vodka and tonic
- vodka gibson
- whiskey bittersweet
- zmobie
Superhuman Drinks
Superhuman drinks are a mixing of the above base Superhuman drinks with a garnish. They only require Advanced Cocktailcrafting to mix. These drinks require you to be level 6 to drink them; they give:
- 4 Drunkenness
- 41-47 Substats in total, sometimes split between two
- 14-18 Adventures
The Superhuman drinks are:
- Divine
- gimlet
- Gordon Bennett
- Mae West
- mandarina colada
- Mon Tiki
- neuromancer
- prussian cathouse
- tangarita
- teqiwila slammer
- vodka stratocaster
- yellow brick road
In addition, there are 3 drinks made from a bottle of Pete's Sake, another Nash Crosby's Still item:
- pete's sake + sea lychee → berry-infused sake
- pete's sake + sea tangelo → citrus-infused sake
- pete's sake + sea honeydew → melon-infused sake
Fermenting Powder Drinks
Fermenting powder drinks can be mixed by anyone. They have varying level requirements, apparently based on when the main ingredient becomes available. The final drinks typically give:
- 1 Drunkenness
- 3-5 Stats (either all of one stat or evenly divided among all 3 stats)
- 1-3 Adventures
Since these drinks can be mixed using components purchased at NPC stores, you can make a lot of them very cheaply. This is a handy way of intentionally blowing up a bartender-in-the-box.
Fermenting powder drinks include:
- fine wine
- plum wine
- shot of blackberry schnapps
- shot of grapefruit schnapps
- shot of orange schnapps
- shot of peach schnapps
- shot of pear schnapps
- shot of tomato schnapps
Additionally, a shot of flower schnapps gives 1 Drunkenness, 2 adventures, and no stats, but grants 3 turns of the Flower Power effect.
Mushroom Fermenting Solution Drinks
Mushroom fermenting solution is only available as a reward for completing a Muscle zodiac sign quest. It can be mixed with mushrooms grown in Degrassi Knoll if you are a Muscle sign. Mixing it with a tier 1 mushroom will typically give:
- 3 Drunkenness
- 4-6 Stats
- 10-14 Adventures
The tier 1 drinks are:
Mixing it with a tier 2 mushroom will typically give:
- 3 Drunkenness
- 8-10 Stats
- 10-14 Adventures
The tier 2 drinks are:
Mixing it with a tier 3 mushroom will typically give:
- 3 Drunkenness
- 12-15 Stats
- 10-14 Adventures
The tier 3 drinks are:
Finally, mixing with the special tier 4 mushrooms will typically give:
- 3 Drunkenness
- 12-15 in each Substat
- 12-17 Adventures
- 20 turns of the Gothy effect (only for the gloomy mushroom wine)
The tier 4 drinks are:
Ice-Cold Beer Drinks
Ice-cold Willer and ice-cold Sir Schlitz mix with only a few things:
- Mix either with a tomato to make a bloody beer
- Mix either with a ten-leaf clover on St. Sneaky Pete's Day to make a green beer
Bartender-in-the-Box Explosion Drinks
These drinks form when a bartender-in-the-box explodes - you cannot mix them yourself on purpose. Some of them are pretty disgusting, but generally they're slightly better than what you could mix yourself.
Other Random Drinks
These drinks don't really fit easily in other categories. They exist either because it's interesting or funny for them to exist, or they used to be part of other recipes but have since changed. These include:
- boilermaker
- bloody mary
- eggnog
- especially salty dog
- extra-spicy bloody mary
- ice stein
- lumbering jack
- papaya sling
- redrum
- rum and cola
- spiced rum
- spooky eggnog
- vodka and cranberry
- whiskey and cola
- white Canadian
- white Hyborian
Some drinks have been de-implemented:
There are other base drink-mixing ingredients that aren't generally considered to be basic boozes but serve essentially the same function:
These items are combined with various mixers and garnishes to form better and better drinks. The recipes and benefits of those drinks are what this guide is all about.
Drinks That Cannot Be Mixed
Some drinks just drop and cannot be cocktailcrafted, including:
- around the world
- Blackfly Chardonnay
- black & tan
- bottle of Pinot Renoir
- bottle of popskull
- can of Swiller
- cup of primitive beer
- cruelty-free wine
- Any dusty bottle of wine
- flask of peppermint schnapps
- flute of flat champagne
- ice-cold fotie
- Imp Ale
- Mad Train wine
- melted Jell-o shot
- Mt. Noob Pale Ale
- Ram's Face Lager
- snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
- Supernova Champagne
- thermos full of Knob coffee
- thistle wine
- white lightning
Drinks from Restaurants
Some drinks are only available in restaurants like The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery, The Crimbo Cafe or The Crimboween Spooky Cafe, and are consumed immediately upon ordering.
- braincracker sweet
- candycaine
- infinitesimal IPA
- ecto-nog
- eggnogtini
- fermented honey
- gin
- hot choculate
- hot toady
- moons-shine
- Petite Porter
- Scrawny Stout
- Cyder
- Oil Nog
- Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel
Mafia Wines
A variety of bottles of wine were given away in raffles held by the Penguin Mafia:
- Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
- Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
- Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
- Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
- Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
- Uovo Marcio Shiraz
- Grimacite Bock
Other Rare Drinks
And some drinks are just plain rare:
- bottle of single-barrel whiskey - Reward for completing a Boozetafarian ascension
- N. O. Beer - Item given away by members of Noblesse Oblige, but cannot actually be consumed.
- Otorian Battle Scar - Item given away by members of Otori, but cannot actually be consumed.