Dramatic Hedgehog

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Dramatic Hedgehog

Spiny thespian:
To be or not to be cute?
All the world's his stage.

Increases Meat drops and stats after combat

Ability: Acts as a Blood-Faced Volleyball and a Leprechaun.

Throne/Bjorn: +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight, delevels, heals 2-3 HP

Hatchling: Hearsehog.gif rehearsing dramatic hedgehog

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Dramasword.gif tiny prop sword

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +4 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain
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Combat Messages
  • At the end of combat:
    • <name> strikes a dramatic pose, squints his cute li'l eyes, and declaims: <Line from the list below.> You applaud, and he smiles graciously.
      • "Forgive my use of the Gallic tongue, but Cameron is so apprehensive, if thou placed a lump of charred wood betwixt his buttocks, in twelve fortnights thou wouldst have a gem."
      • "Welcome to the Melee Society. The first commandment of the Melee Society is: thou mustn't speak of the Melee Society. The second commandment of the Melee Society is: THOU MUSTN'T SPEAK OF THE MELEE SOCIETY."
      • "This is what befalls thee, Larry! This is what befalls thee when thou buggerest a stranger! This is what befalls thee, Larry! This is what befalls thee when thou buggerest a stranger!"
      • "Ray, if someone enquireth if thou art a deity, say unto her 'VERILY!'"
      • "Knows't thou what befalls a toad when Zeus strikes it with a mighty bolt? Verily, the same fate that befalls every other living thing."
      • "What meanest thou that I amuse thee? Is it my manner of speech? What? How do I divert you? Am I like unto Pierrot, that I entertain you? What in the depths of hell dost thou find so amusing about me?"
      • "Bugger thee! That is my name. Knowst thou why? Because thou rodest here on a broken down mare, and I rode a meat-bedecked warhorse. That's my name."
      • "Knows't thou what I received for Christ's Mass? Verily, it was a year for ensigns for the clan of Bender. I received a barrel of pipe-weed."
      • "How seemeth the visage of fair Marcellus to thee? Does he have the visage of a harlot? Then why dost thou attempt to bed him thus?"
      • "Art thou conversing with me? Art thou conversing with me? Then with whom are you conversing? Verily, there art none other in the vicinity. Art thou conversing with me?"
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> shoots it a withering glare. "What is it that you want? In the depths of your ignorance, what is it that you want?" <name> says. "I wouldn't direct any living actor in Shakespeare like this! It's impossible!" It looks abashed and contrite, while you feel roundly entertained.
    HPYou gain some hit points.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <name> leaps out of the Buddy Bjorn and performs the tragic death scene from Much Ado About Nothing. Impressed, your opponent applauds, giving you a moment to catch your breath.
    HPYou gain some hit points.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> uses the Tam O'Shanter to get into character, and gives you a wink while speaking a flawless brogue.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> takes a minute to get his motivation, then does a remarkable impression of someone enjoying dancing around a Maypole.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> does his best to enunciate through the Wax Lips, intoning "Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran."