This is the sheet music to the most boring song you've ever heard. Er, read.
(In-game plural: drab sonatas)
- With no guitarrr in inventory:
|You hum the drab sonata. That was fun. Oh, wait, no it wasn't.|
- With an acoustic guitarrr:
|You try to play the drab sonata on your acoustic guitarrr, but it's so dull you can't stay awake long enough to finish it.|
|You try to play the drab sonata on your Heavy Metal Thunderrr Guitarrr, but the strings are so sharp they make your fingers bleed. Did you buy this guitarrr at the five and dime?|
|You play the drab sonata on your Heavy Metal Thunderrr Guitarrr... It rocks, but just barely. The sonata needs a little somethin' somethin'...|
- The result received when playing without a pick refers to a lyric by Bryan Adams in "Summer of '69": "I got my first real six-string / Bought it at the five-and-dime / Played it til my fingers bled / It was the summer of '69."
|TOP 10 drab sonata collections|
6. First Tenor - 4800 | 7. BigglesWorth - 3165 | 8. Mistress of the Obvious - 2969 | 9. Poncho the Sane - 2225 | 10. Superechidna - 1627
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings