Dr. Awkward, who is on fire

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Dr. Awkward, who is on fire
Monster ID 2214
Locations Dr. Awkward's Office
Hit Points 200
Attack 175
Defense 157
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Drowsy Sword
Quest Staff of Fats
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Dr. Awkward, who is on fire You're fighting Dr. Awkward, who is on fire

One might expect that Dr. Awkward would have taken off his trenchcoat, considering that his hat is on fire and he's sweating profusely -- so much so that he practically looks like the last scene in that movie. Maybe he's just a slave to fashion. Or maybe he just doesn't want you to see what he's got on underneath it.*

* A slightly smaller trenchcoat?

Hit Message(s):

Dr. Awkward sneers evilly as you stumble directly into the path of his blazing hot attack. Oof! (hot damage)

He pokes you several times with the pointy end of his sizzling sword. Ow! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He ruthlessly beats you down with his hot hot fists, laughing. "Stab, mow, knife -- ye fink wombats!" he says, whatever that means. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Oof! Ouch! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

He growls angrily as you dodge his attack. "Damn a madness! Send a man mad!"

He pokes at you with his sword, but you dodge in a way that's too exciting for me to describe.

Fumble Message:

Dr. Awkward whips his rapier at you, but you fortuitously stumble out of the way. "Drat such custard!" he shouts, inexplicably. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Poolcue.gifYou acquire an item: Staff of Fats (100% chance)*
Drowsysword.gifYou acquire an item: Drowsy Sword (100% chance)*

Occurs in Dr. Awkward's Office with the Mega Gem equipped in a Wildfire run.