Doughbat

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Doughbat
Monster ID 42
Locations Guano Junction
Hit Points 8
Attack 14
Defense 12
No-Hit 24
Initiative 60
Meat 16-24
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, wing, torso
Drops
sonar-in-a-biscuit, wad of dough
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
doughbat You're fighting a doughbat

This is a bat made out of dough. Or a wad of dough with wings. You make the call.

Hit Message(s):

It squishes its doughy body all over your <lower back>. Ewww. Eek! Oof!

It delivers a hefty dose of tasty, squeaky pain. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

It adds some dill to its body and batters you about the head and neck. Ewwww. Eek! Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

It smacks you up one side and down the other with its leathery wings. It's probably been drinking leathery Red Minotaur. Ouch! Argh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

It flies into a natural yeast deposit (y'know, the kind you find in caves everywhere) and grows to ten times its original size! Since its wings don't grow, it falls to the ground. Right on top of you. Oof! Oof! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to squish its body over your <kidney>, but you bat it away. Get it? Bat? Never mind.

It tries to bite you, but it has no mouth. Stupid doughbat.

It tries to ram you with its body, but fortunately its body is soft and squishy. You decide it will not be yours, and it will not be your squishy, though.

It tries to smack you with its leathery wings, but forgets it can't smack and fly at the same time. Stupid doughbat.

Fumble Message:

It flies into a natural yeast deposit (y'know the kind you always find in caves) and grows to ten times its original size! Unfortunately, its wings don't grow as well, so it crashes to the ground. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*
Biscuit.gifYou acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit (10% chance)*
Dough.gifYou acquire an item: wad of dough (30.2% chance)*
You gain 3-4 <substat>.

Occurs at Guano Junction.

References

  • "It tries to bite you, but it has no mouth" may refer to the Harlan Ellison story, "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream."
  • "You decide it will not be yours, and it will not be your squishy, though" is a reference to a line in the 2003 movie Finding Nemo, uttered by Dory.
  • The hit message containing the KoL terms "wings" and "Red Minotaur" in turn references the slogan, "Red Bull Gives You Wings."
  • The sleaze-based hit message using dill would mean that it is a dill doughbat. Nix "bat" and what do you have? Dilldough. Read it aloud.