Dopey 7-Foot Dwarf
|Dopey 7-Foot Dwarf|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This 7-foot dwarf's helmet has slipped over his head, and he can't reach it to take it off.
You start to laugh, but then his random lurching leads him to stagger straight at you!
His frantic stumbling kicks up a rock, which hits you right in the <elbow>. Ooh! Ouch!
In one fell stumble, he manages to headbutt you, shine his headlamp directly into your eyes, and trigger a minor cave-in that lands directly on your calf. Oof! Eek!
He lunges toward the spot you were standing in the last time you made a noise.
He charges at a nearby wall, which he has blindly mistaken for you.
He trips over a good-sized rock and lands in a perfect headstand. It takes him a while to right himself. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain some Meat|
|You acquire an item: miner's helmet (9% chance)*|
|You gain some <substat>.|
Occurs at Itznotyerzitz Mine.