Don We Now Our Bright Apparel

Choice adventure number: 432

Don We Now Our Bright Apparel

The penguin throng parts on either side of you, like the Red Sea (or the Black and White Sea, really), and you can see the Don sitting in an overstuffed armchair at the end of the room. He rises as you approach.

"You were my most trusted soldato," he says, "and now I see you have aligned yourself with the forces that seek to overthrow me. You have broken my heart. It's a pity that all I can break of yours is all of your bones."

Defenestrate the Don

Don Crimbo -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: Indeterminate Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: ! • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009 Monster Defense: 99999 Hit Points: 1000000 Initiative: Indeterminate Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 100% physical, 100% elemental

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Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound (after 49 adventures)