Dogcat

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Dogcat
Monster ID 1093
Locations Domed City of Ronaldus
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie + 10 (cap 450)
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle + 10 (cap 450)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum horror
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts claw, head, paw
Drops
elven magi-pack, lunar isotope, lunar isotope
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
dogcat You're fighting a dogcat

This is a hideous and biologically improbable fusion of a cat and a dog. It doesn't know whether to eat your shoes or just throw up in them.

Hit Message(s):

The cat head bites you with its freaky-sharp little cat fangs. Eek! Ouch! Eek! Ugh!

The dog head bites your <solar plexus>, then tries to lick the wound to make up. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Argh!

The dog end leaps on you excitedly, nailing you square in the crotch with its flailing paws. Eek! Ugh! Oof! Argh!

The cat end scratches you with its retractable claws. The scratch gets all puffy and weird for a minute. Ick. Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

The cat head bites your <neck> while the dog end bites your <skull>. Well, at least they're getting along, right? Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

The cat head rubs up against you, purring.

The dog head sniffs your hand and gives you an exploratory lick.

you[sic]? tell the dog end to sit, and it has a brief argument with the cat end about whether to comply.

The cat end tries to scratch you, but can't get its claws to deploy.

Fumble Message:

It hears a distant can opener, and lopes off to investigate. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Magipack.gifYou acquire an item: elven magi-pack
Isotope.gifYou acquire an item: lunar isotope
Isotope.gifYou acquire an item: lunar isotope

Occurs at Domed City of Ronaldus.

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