Dog-alien

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Dog-alien
Monster ID 1091
Locations Domed City of Grimacia
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie + 8 (cap 450)
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle + 8 (cap 450)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum horror
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts claw, head, paw, tail
Drops
lunar isotope, lunar isotope, elven magi-pack
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
dog-alien You're fighting a dog-alien

This is a dog whose DNA got spliced with alien DNA from beyond the stars. He's more likely to disembowel you than he is to fetch your slippers.

To be fair, the same could be said of most of the people you've met.

Hit Message(s):

It wags its tail at you, which would be adorable if its tail weren't covered in razor-sharp spikes. Ugh! Ow! Argh!

It tries to shake hands, but ends up maiming you with its claws. Ow! Ooh! Ugh!

It tries to play tug-of-war with you, using your <eye> as the rope. Ouch! Ooh! Eek!

It lifts its leg and sprays you with corrosive . . . uh . . . .fluid. Yick. Eek! Ouch! Ow! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It leaps up and latches onto your neck with both sets of jaws. Your cries of "Down, boy!" and "off!" and "sit!" go unheeded, but you can't tell if that's because it's an alien monster, or just because it's kind of a dumb dog. Ugh! Ouch! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

You pretend to throw a ball, and it runs off to chase it.

It tries to shake hands, but you settle for a nod.

It tries to play tug-of-war with you, but can't decide which pair of jaws to bite with.

It lifts its leg, but you point out you're neither a tree nor a fire hydrant.

Fumble Message:

It fetches a stick and drops it at your feet. Thanks to its corrosive saliva, the stick kind of dissolves as it hits the ground. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Isotope.gifYou acquire an item: lunar isotope (? chance)*
Isotope.gifYou acquire an item: lunar isotope (? chance)*
Magipack.gifYou acquire an item: elven magi-pack (? chance)*
Medipack.gifYou acquire an item: elven medi-pack (? chance)*

Occurs at Domed City of Grimacia.